Bats and lanterns

About

Casey, Rita, Brian, and Marissa celebrate halloween in their usual ways.

CAST: Rita (lady gaga), Brian (pokebu), Marissa (charlotte), Casey (sierra), Caseys mother (not seen)

SETTING: Caseys kitchen, Your porch, Caseys bedroom, Caseys living room

Transcipt

{the screen fades in to rita sitting in front of a wooden table in a white kitchen with a checkerboard pattern floor. Rita is wearing what appears to be a grey one piece with a huge grey fabric triangle covered in mirrors attached. A large assortment of candies sits organized in front of her. Brian and MArissa walk in apparently arguing about something}

BRIAN: Well, I've never seen a zombie without yellow ees before.

MARISSA: Zombies aren't real...

BRIAN: Well, when the zombie apoc-

RITA: {interrupting, oblivious to the argument} Hey, guys! Wanna know what kinds of candies I got?

MARISSA: Doesn't Caseys neighborhood have trick or treating hours?

RITA: I went trick or treating in my town!

MARISSA: I see...

RITA: Anyways, guess what I got!

{the screen fades to a screen with earlier written on it. it fades back in to a screen with a wooden door seen. The door opens up, showing Rita standing there. a rising sun can be seen in the background}

RITA: Tr-tri-trick or tree-eat! C-c-ca-can-dy-y!

{a chocolate egg, an orange and purple candy bag, and an orange slip of paper appear on the side of the screen}

Chocolate egg

RITA: Thank you for digging through your easter basket.

Candy bag

RITA: Thanks, I guess... But without hot chocolate, I don't reallysee much use for marshmallows...

Orange paper

RITA: Because when it gets freezing out, nohing tastes better than a free scoop of ice cream.

{after any option, the door slams shut, and fades back to the kitchen}

RITA: Anyways, I got 27 recess cups, 9 kat kits, {marissa and brian walks offscreen} 1 have 4, 4 swiss tarts, 3 pretzels-

{cuts to caseys room. casey is there, braiding her hairback into a long ponytail. Brian and Marissa walk in}

CASEY: Thank you for knocking, captain manners. What's new with you?

BRIAN: Not much. Rita's busy reciting her candy.

{cuts back to the ktichen}

RITA: 6 shaped marshmallows, 1 coffee flavored egg, 20 q & q's, 2 romeo fudgies, 4 crackle bars-

{cuts back}

MARISSA: Anyways, I snaged some 4 muskets from her. {drops a pile of mini candy bars on caseys bed} Want one?

CASEY: Sweet. {grabs some candy} And idea what Brians supposed to be dressed as.

BRIAN: I couldn't decide, so I taped me pokemon to a dart board, with the best pokemon in the center. This is what I got.

MARISSA: So, you missed the board?

BRIAN: Yeah.

{an alarm is heard ringing. Casey leans over, smacking an alarm clock on her night stand.}

CASEY: Time to go! {yellng} Mom! We're leaving!

LESLIE: {not seen} Have fun!

{cuts to the kitchen. Casey, MArissa, and Brian pass by Rita, still counting her candy.}

RITA: 10 packs of skatters, 20 giggles, 1 pack of cold gripes, 4 bits of goofy taffy, 1 cookie-

{cuts back to the door way. the dor opens, showing brian standing there, an embarrased expression on his face.}

BRIAN: No comments, just give me some candy.

Hot Tamales

BRIAN: Oh har de har de har.

Pokeball

BRIAN: Pokeball go! {the toy fies at the screen, shaking the 'camera' a bit. brian catches in.}

Matches

BRIAN: Here's a lesson, kids; always play with fire.

{the door closes after each choice. After a few seconds, the door opens again, showing Marisa there.}

MARISSA: 'Gimmesomecandy'? That's a pretty name! Is it french?

Lemon drops

MARISSA: These go perfect with some spark plugs!

Strawberries

MARISSA: Eww! I don't like strawberries!

Cookie

MARISSA: Oh, it's okay. I have one in my pocket!

{the door closes. after a few seconds, Casey appears behind the door.}

CASEY: Oh my god, I can't believe I'm here, it's halloween! Eeh!

Wrapped candies

CASEY: OMG! These are just like the candies {lovestruck voice} cody can't stop eating! {fangirl squeal}

Coping with Loneliness

CASEY: No thanks. I won't take something from someone if they need it more.

Empty pizza box

CASEY: {mock typing} Dear readers,

{the door slams shut. cts to caseys living room. The three are going over their 'loot'.}

MARISSA: Weird. Only me and that one weird bald kid got rocks.

BRIAN: MAybe it had something to do with you telling them all about the reasons people shouldn'tgve out apples.

CASEY: Again, weird. I ranted to him about that, and I got a baggie of candy.

BRIAN: Scratch that, you're just ugly.

MARISS: Very subtle.

{the screen fades to black, the words 'end' appearing onscreen.}

{after seven seconds}

RITA: {asleep} 4 dunderheads... 8 twigs bars... 6 einstein pops...

Fun facts

• You should have caught them
• This sucked