Styx Fan, ALXXMaXX, and Kirbychu's Supre Show!/Pilot

Plot

• Styx Fan and Kirbycu move in with ALXXMaXX
• ALXXMaXX and his friends get thier show.

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{main theme plays. Cut to ALXXMaXX's Room. ALXXMaXX is asleep.}

ALXX: {snoring.}

{phone rings.}

ALXX: Who could be calling at this hour? {picks up the phone} Hello?

???? ???: {on the other line.} Billy Goat!

ALXX: Is this Styx Fan?

STYX FAN: {on the other line.} Yes!

ALXX: Why the heck did you say Billy Goat?

STYX FAN: {on the other line.} Cause I wanted to, {In Napoleon Dynamite's Voice} Gosh!

ALXX: Right.

ALXX: ...Alright, what do you want?

STYX FAN: {on the other line.} Well my house, somehow blew up in a snolgring clader. Can I move in with you?

ALXX: {sighs} Alright, but you'll have to live in my unused bakery section of the house. I don't even know why I had it installed!

STYX FAN: {In CD-I Link's Voice} Great! I'll grab my Stuff!!

{Kirbychu falls out of Alxx's freezer.}

KIRBYCHU HR'D: What the? How did I get here? Where am I?

ALXX: You are in my house. As for the answer to the first two questions you asked, I have about as much of an idea as you do.

STYX FAN: {with a lot of Luggage} IMA HERE!

ALXX: Okay, what's going on here!?

STYX FAN: Didn't you get this letter? {hands ALXX a paper with a fish taped to it.}

ALXX: {takes paper, reading} "Dear ALXX, Fish fish fish, fish fish fish fish fish WOLVERINE." What the crap is this supposed to mean?

STYX FAN: Oh, that's my shopping list. Here's my letter {hands ALXX a paper.}

ALXX: {reading}

Dear STYX FAN

You and two of your friends have been selected to operate your very own




TELEVISTION STATION!!!!!!!

STYX FAN: Oooooh, Pretty Letters.

ALXXMaXX: Yeah, you know what's even prettier? This fine print down here!

You must accept this offer. You must live in the TV station 24/7. We don't care what you broadcast, but you must broadcast something. You must also give me a peanut butter sandwich.

STYX FAN: Woohoo! Road Trip!

ALXXMaXX: Yeah, and it's going to be a pretty long one, since nobody told us where the aformentioned TV station is...

KIRBYCHU HR'D: Should I get a map and look it up?

STYX FAN: Hey ALXX there's coordinates on the back.

KIRBYCHU HR'D: I'll go build a GPS! {runs into the kitchen}

STYX FAN: I'll go get my car!

ALXXMaXX: Dag. Why didn't Pearson create me with a GPS? And a car? Somehow built into my body?

{Styx Fan crashes through the wall with CBC}

STYX FAN: Lucy, I'm Home! {honks horn}

ALXXMaXX: Ummmmmm yeah, you kinda didn't have to do that.

STYX FAN: Shut Up Old Lady! Now stand still while throw this Ham Sandwich at you!

{throws a Pastrami Sub (the sandwich not the yellow vechile The Beatles live in) at ALXX}

ALXXMaXX: *looks at Styx Fan, unamused* Yeah. Right. Well, I guess we better get going.

{he is crushed by a giant head of this kid}

TTOP115: Snuffnex! Buy it now! {in Ganon's voice} Or else you will DIE!!!

STYX FAN: NEVER!!! {shoots Ttop115 with a shotgun.}

{Kirbychu runs out of the kitchen with a well-made GPS and a half eaten roast-beef sandwich.}

KIRBYCHU HR'D: {Swallows a bite of sandwich} I built the GPS! I just hope you didn't need that microwave, toaster, laptop, or speaker system!

ALXXMaXX: *stares at Kirbychu for a few seconds* Just get in the car.

{scene change to ALXX, K-Chu and Styx Fan in the car. Styx Fan is driving it}

KIRBYCHU HR'D: Are you sure this is the right way??

STYX FAN: Hey, you're the one who built the GPS!

ALXXMaXX: I don't know what way this TV station is...{sign passes through ALXX's window} ...all I know is that wir farhn'd farhn'd farhn'd auf der Autobahn.

STYX FAN: Ja! He! Ich kann zur Fernsehstation kommen!

CBC: Hey You guys are speaking my language!

STYX FAN: Halt die Schnauze!

{CBC looks sad. Styx Fan Grabs a Corner of the Screen and turns it like a page in a book. The Car appears in an airport}

ALXXMaXX: Ow my Uvula!

KIRBYCHU HR'D: Ow my Warner Bros. Reference!

{Everyone gets out. You can see a guy that looks like Colin Mochrie with Green Skin and Mismatched Eyes is holding a Sign that says "MaXX, Fan, and HR'd"}

STYX FAN: Hey that must be our guy!

{Everyone walks towards him.}

GUY: {has a voice that sounds like Igor from "Young Frankenstein"} Hello I'm Bill Mimickover. Follow Me! {throws a hole in the ground and pushes everyone in.}

{Cut to a Studio}

BILL: Well we're here! Mr. Direktermann has been waiting for you!

JOHN WAYNE-ISH VOICE: Mr. Mimickover? Is that you?

BILL: Yes Mr. Direktermann! Why don't you come over here!

{A Dalek with A Beret and a Sherrif Star comes in.}

MR. DIREKTERMANN: {notices the boys} Are these my new Stars?

BILL: Yes Sir!

MR. DIREKTERMANN: Good! {To Styx Fan, ALXX, and Kirbychu.} Welcome to Oddworld Studios!

ALXXMaXX: "Odd World" is right...I mean, Hi, Mr. Direktermann!

MR. DIREKTERMANN: Ok. Let me show you to your trailers.

{Mr. Direktermann leads them to a battered up Trailer.}

MR DIREKTERMANN: ALXXMaXX, This is your Trailer.

{He leads them to an old, battered up, dirty, small, rusty Trailer}

MR. DIREKTERMANN: Styx Fan, this your trailer. Hope you don't mind Skunks and Racoons.

{He leads them to an Elegant, Clean, Giant Trailer}

MR. DIREKTERMANN: Kirbychu this is your trailer. It comes with a Microwave Oven, Milkshake Maker, and a Blender.

ALXXMaXX: I smells a bit of prejudice...

STYX FAN: {is spraying himself with a skunk.} I just love this Cologne! It smells like soggy Chex.

ALXXMaXX: Never mind! It's just Styx Fan.

MR. DIREKTERMANN: Hey. Where's my Peanut Butter Sandwich?!

DINOSHAUR: A thousand apologies I have stolen it and fed it to the tigers.

ALXXMaXX: Dinoshaur? What are you doing here?

MR. DIREKTERMANN: Exterminate! {Shoots Dinoshaur with Silly String.} Dangit! I forgot I traded in my good gun for Silly String! Why did I even do that in the first place?

STYX FAN: Maybe because it tastes good? {starts slurping up the silly string like lotsa spaghetti}

MR. DIREKTERMANN: Oh yeah...Anyway, I think it's time we should see the studio itself...

{they walk into the studio, with some TVs showing what's currently playing}

TV ANNOUNCER: We now return to "Jewish People in Russia, the Musical".

JEWISH GUY ON TV: {singing} If I had some money...ibble bibble bibble bibble bumb...

MR. DIREKTERMANN: Here's another favorite by us! {changes the channel to a stick figure in front of a wall with wet paint.}

STICK FIGURE: {Slowly, Softly, and Monotoned} And we're watching the Paint Dry. And we're watching it... and we're watching it... and we're watching it. Paint. We're watching the paint dry... and dry... and... paint... and... dry.

STYX FAN: {like the stick figure} This is... the awesomest... epicest... bestest... not boringest... show... I've ever watched.

ANNOUNCER ON TV: {boldly} We'll be right back with The Awesomest, Epicest, Bestest, Not Boringest Show Ever!

MR. DIREKTERMANN: And who can forget...{changes show again}

YET ANOTHER TV ANNOUNCER: MAKING PEANUT BUTTER SANDWICHES!

{cuts to some guy making peanut butter sandwiches one after the other, not even talking or anything}

{A Drool-Like Substance comes out of Mr. Direktermann's Gun until an oompa-loompa comes over and turns the televison off, at which point Mr. Direktermann snaps into consciousness}

MR. DIREKTERMANN: So, what do you guys think?

ALXX: Well, I, for one, {getting more cheesed off with each word} think that you've tricked us into claiming ownership a floundering television station so that YOU won't go BANKRUPT when they finally SHUT THIS PLACE DOWN, leaving US to pay for the MESS YOU MADE OUT OF THIS TV STATION!!!!!!!!! {snaps back to calmness} But that could just be me.

MR. DIREKTERMANN: No, we need your creative talents to keep us from going bankrupt.

ALXX: Ooookkaayy then....but why us?

MR. DIREKTERMANN: Because Dip Styx here, I mean, Styx Fan entered his amatuer comedy tape in our studio sweepstakes. He had the most funniest video that we got!\

STYX FAN: Amatuer Comedy Tape? That was a video of my daily life!

MR. DIREKTERMANN: {a hologram of a question mark gets projected above his head} Let's just watch it anyways! {he "picks up" a Beta Max Tape labled "Bread Time" and puts it in a VHS.}

STYX FAN: {coming from the TV} Oh, how did this happen again?

{the camera cuts to the TV to show what he's doing. Styx Fan is in a pair of briefs that was stretched over his entire body so that it looks like a cucoon. He squirms and ticks until the underwear snaps back into place... which is over his pants.}

STYX FAN: I'm ready for today! {he walks out his bedroom. He is now talking to Mario and Luigi.} Hi Guys!

MARIO: {offscreen} Styx Fan, you put your underwear on wrong, again.

STYX FAN: {offscreen} I thought it goes on on the outside!

LUIGI: {offscreen} No! It goes on the inside!

STYX FAN: {offscreen} D'oh!

{Cut back to the Gang in the room with a bunch of TVs. Mr. Direktermann is laughing, Styx Fan is Clapping, ALXXMaXX is on the floor, asleep, and K-Chu is missing.}

KIRBYCHU HR'D: {walks in drinking a milkshake.} That Milkshake Maker really works! I just made a raspberry milkshake!