Stotheb email!/runescape the movie!/Chapter 1

Summary

The first part of Runescape the movie.

Characters

(in order of which they appear): Brandon, Shawn, Stotheb, Monsithe, RandomPerson546.

Da Part

{cut to Brandon watching tv}

TV: And our next guest is a talented young actor who loves cheese!

{phone rings}

BRANDON: Hello?

SHAWN: {on phone} Hey dude, are you bored?

BRANDON: Uh yeah!

SHAWN: There's this new game I've been playing, check it out, it's called Runescape.

BRANDON: What what?

SHAWN: Runescape! Log on to miniclip.com and click on runescape!

{cut to the computer, Brandon is on the internet}

BRANDON: This looks cool!

{close up on desired user name}

BRANDON: Hmmm.....

{cut to a flashback of Strong Bad email:extra plug}

STRONG BAD: {reading} Dear S-to-the-b...

{cut back to the present}

BRANDON: THAT'S IT!

{he types in Stotheb in the desired username box}

BRANDON: Yes! It's available!

{screen shows 30 minutes later}

BRANDON Sweet! I'm done with the tutorial!

{cut to runescape, "Stotheb" is walking around}

STOTHEB: {words floating on top of head} Where is shawn?

{black text appears in the chat box, saying:}

Monsithe: Dude! It's me! Shawn! I'm right in front of the castle!

{Stotheb walks to the end of the castle and talks with Monsithe}

STOTHEB: {above head} Wow! This game is great!

MONSITHE: {above head} Yup, let's go kill some goblins!

STOTHEB: Right!

{cut to the goblin forest, Monsithe and Stotheb are slaying goblins}

STOTHEB: Hey, how do you heal?

MONSITHE: You have to eat stuff.

STOTHEB: Like this meat I found?

MONSITHE: Yeah, but you gotta cook it first.

{they continue slaying goblins}

MONSITHE: I gotta go. Have fun exploring!

{his character disapeers, and in the chat box it says "friend Monsithe has logged off}

STOTHEB: What's this? Goblin mail?

{he clicks on it in his inventory}

BRANDON: Hey! I can't wear it! Cheap!

RANDOMPERSON546: You can't wear goblin mail, you sell it!

STOTHEB: Ohhhhh...

BRANDON: Crap, I gtta log off. Oh well, I'll play tomorrow!

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