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Markie & BurninatorBoombox Emails/In-Depth Characterisms/Koopantiero
Synopsis
Page Title: Away with thee, Spanish Inquisition. Nobody likes your style.
Character Video
{Koopantiero is sitting on a busstop at Toad Town. Camcorder vision.}
KOOPANTIERO: Okay, so you really, really, REALLY want to know what my deal is. Well, I'll tell YOU {raises fist to camera} what my deal is. I'm a villain. And somehow I'm Markie's enemy. Because I am the king of bread! {holds up two Banana Bread slices} They are like my children to me. And now that you knew that, I can not allow you live any longer. Oh, wait, never mind. I'll spare you for once. But next time-
MARKIE: {off-screen} You're not going to be so lucky this time!
KOOPANTIERO: {eyes widen} OH CRAP! HE'S HERE! GET ME OUTTA THIS JAM!!! {gets up and prepares to sprint, but everything pauses and below info is shown}
"Below" Info
Who is Koopantiero? Where is Koopantiero? Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego the Milkman? Uh, I forget, but you should know that this guy is obsessed with bread and is an Italian-Spanish breed. He was like this after he ate a punching bag. Pine for the punching bag, stupid, not him!
