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User:Brerose/Characters/David
David has mastered the ability to change shape into a badger, but this power only lasts one day at a time. He has the power to block javelins and deflect them toward a single assailant and he is able to transform his body into corbomite, however never while concentrating. David has learned to absorb the damage from all physical attacks and use it to boost his endurance and he developed the talent to view distant locations with his mind. He also possesses the power to kick explosive missiles from his minigun in a field around himself and he has been known to make dinosaurs appear from nowhere. David can create illusion out of thin air and he attacks with a terrible cluster of spikes. He likewise can transform physical matter into titanium and he can sculpt and mold all plastic with a thought. David has been known to rocket up walls, but doing so makes him ugly for one week. Additionally, he can absorb the damage from most physical attacks and redirect it toward any foe close by and he can become tiny. David can communicate with squids telepathically.