Half-assed Reality Show: WUW Edition!/ep2

{opyn 2 tha kitchin were cutie and hawtguy2 r haffing serial}

CUTIE: y ar we hafing serial

HAWTGUY2: i don kno but we sud haf secks lol

CUTIE: ok lol

{hawtguy2 an cutie walk 2 da secks room an haf secks}

{edwurd apeers on screen an efryon rushis tere including hawtguy2 an cutie who r bof naked}

EDWARD CULLEN: lol hai yallz 2day we will haf a new hawse guest plz welcom normul guy lol

CHICK: ummmm y wud i talk 2 a prep lyk tat

{normul guy cums in}

NORMAL GUY: Oh, great. I'm the only one who uses grammar here

TWILITEFAN333: u suk at spelin u prep

NORMAL GUY: Spelling? You suck at spelling...

TWILITEFAN333: {gasp} do u kno who i am!?!?!?

NORMAL GUY: A n00b who has no life, instead writing fan fiction all day, and only taking 15 minute "wrist cutting" sessions?

TWILITEFAN333: no!!! i am a gud spellur

MORE SOON'

TWILITEFAN333: NO!!!! FINISH DIS EPISODE NOW!!!!

MELONDEMON43: Sorry, but I have a life.