Half-assed Reality Show: WUW Edition!/ep1

da show

EDWARD CULLEN: hallo walcome 2 ep 1 of da best sho on air!!!!!!

{cut 2 da hawse were da hawse gests r all sitin on a cawch 4 som wird reezun}

CUTIE: wot da heil is dis? y r we here?

{edwurd apeirs on tv screen}

CYOOTIE: OMG ITS EDWURD CULLEN!!!!

BLUDRAYNE22121212121212: tats his nayme dont rub it in!!!!

EDWARD CULLEN: u peepz r on da best sho on air!!!! now u guise meet eeech udder

EVERYONE: ok!!!!!!

{2 mins l8er...}

{edwurd appeers on da screen}

EDWURD: i c u all had secks.

TWIYLITEFAN333: yep wee did!!!!

EDWURD: nou yu 2 need 2 do a test!!

CHICK: ?!?!?!!?!!?!?!!?!?!?

HAWTGUY22: test!?!?!!?

GENERIC EMO: test? wut is this scool!?!?!?!?!?!?

EDWURD: noooo it lyke test lyke phyzicle test!!!!!

EVERYONE: oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

EDWURD: now u wil haf 2 wach da most boorin and stoopidest and wurst movie EVAR!!!

BLUDRAYNE22121212121212: wut is dat movie?

EDWURD: i wont tel u! bud wen u go crayzi u can press da gyant red buttin

HAWTGUY22: but wut happinz whem u pres da buttin?

EDWURD: a tellepurtatiun boof wil apearr ten u go insyde da boof an say were in da howse u wanna go an u telipourt dere

{cut 2 da moofie room where da dours r boarded up and wif gian locks an chains and forns}

{et tiytle screen shoes up}

666BLUDDYRISTS666: AAAAAAAAAAA I CANT TAYK IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

{666bluddyrists666 goes into teliport boof witch is reely a suicide boof}

SUICIDE BOOTH: where wud u liek 2 go?

{doors lok}

666BLUDDYRISTS666: ummm da tv screin room

SUICIDE BOOTH: u have chose slow an painful def!

666BLUDDYRISTS666: wut?

{cut to outsid of manson an u can here screemz}

{2 hours l8r...}

EDWARD: i c tat 666bluddyrists666 is gon

EVERYONE: huh se is???

EDWARD: no she not missin she is DED!!!!

{gasps}

CYOOTIE: se wuz my bes frind!!!!

EDWARD: u hav 2 surviv an dats da aim of da sho!!!

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