School Rants/schR2

We have these soda machines in The Commons.

The first time I saw one, I noticed the pepsi bottle on the front and walked over to it with joy. ...All it had was juice, water, gatorade, and a whole bunch of healthy crap. False advertising yo.

I chose lemonade as my daily drink. It was awesome. But... one time I pressed the lemonade button and it gave me some orange juice kinda thing. I tried it the next day. Did the same thing. This can be a huge pain in the ass. I need to send a huge complaint to that damn machine company. The worst part is I never get my money back. It sucks.

The good side is that now we have one actual soda. And its godly. 2 words...

GRAPE. SODA.

This is now my favorite soda. I love it... but. When you press the actual grape soda button... you get Ice Tea. I discovered 10 minutes ago that the lemonade button gives you grape soda now. I'm happy I know the secret, but damn!

Those machine guys need to be fired... oh well. At least I've found the love of my life.

ALL I NEED IS YOU... {Looks at label} CRUSH GRAPE.