A DAY IN THE LIFE OF BLUEBRY

bluebry's cell phone goes off

that is what he uses for an alarm clock

he continues to sleep in for an hour and it is now 7 am

Bluebry: oh dear i should take a shower now so i can make it to school by 8 because i have a half hour commute >:I

bluebry takes a shower and leaves the conditioner in for about two minutes before washing it (that is a bathing secret to soft hair)

Bluebry: oh now my hair is so soft

bluebry drives to school now

Bluebry: time to sing along

BLUEBRY: Mum mum mum mah Mum mum mum mah Mum mum mum mah Mum mum mum mah Mum mum mum mah

I wanna hold em like they do in Texas please Fold 'em let 'em hit me raise it baby stay with me, (I love it) LoveGame intuition play the cards with Spades to start And after he's been hooked I'll play the one that's on his heart

Oh, oh, oh I'll get him hot, show him what I've got Oh, oh, oh I'll get him hot, show him what I've got

Can't read my, can't read my No he can't read my poker face (She's got me like nobody) Can't read my, can't read my No he can't read my poker face (She's got me like nobody)

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (Mum mum mum mah) P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (Mum mum mum mah)

I wanna roll with him a hard pair we will be A little gambling is fun when you're with me (I love it) Russian Roulette is not the same without a gun And baby when it's love if it's not rough it isn't fun, fun

Oh, oh, oh I'll get him hot, show him what I've got Oh, oh, oh I'll get him hot, show him what I've got

Can't read my, can't read my No he can't read my poker face (She's got me like nobody) Can't read my, can't read my No he can't read my poker face (She's got me like nobody)

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (Mum mum mum mah) P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (Mum mum mum mah) (Mum mum mum mah) (Mum mum mum mah)

I won't tell you that I love you Kiss or hug you Cause I'm bluffin' with my muffin I'm not lying I'm just stunnin' with my love-glue-gunning

Just like a chick in the casino Take your bank before I pay you out I promise this, promise this Check this hand cause I'm marvelous

Can't read my, can't read my No he can't read my poker face (She's got me like nobody) Can't read my, can't read my No he can't read my poker face (She's got me like nobody)

Can't read my, can't read my No he can't read my poker face (She's got me like nobody) Can't read my, can't read my No he can't read my poker face (She's got me like nobody)

Can't read my, can't read my No he can't read my poker face (She's got me like nobody) Can't read my, can't read my No he can't read my poker face (She's got me like nobody)

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (She's got me like nobody)

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (Mum mum mum mah) P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (Mum mum mum mah)

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (Mum mum mum mah) P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (Mum mum mum mah)

bluebry: that sure was a fun drive to school

gets out of car and sees people he always sees because they all arrive at school at the same time also one of them has a bmw friggin rich kids

goes to class

teach: bluebry you are wild and uncontrollable but i still love you

bluebry: (he is wearing sunglasses) yeah t-money

teach: (head explodes)

then he goes home

bluebry: i am going to have a naked house party

thirdies: can i come

the end