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Bum Reviews/G&T
Summary
Seth. V. Bum reviews Gilligan and Tracy, by Bell, and Badstar.
Review
OHMYGAWD THIS IS THE GREATEST FANSTUFF I HAVE EVER READ IN MY LIFE!!!!!!!
So it's this series... Series, not cereal by the way... {Trust me, they're different. I learned the hard way.}, about two particular people! One's an ugly little kitty guy who looks more like a Mexican wrestler than a cat. I mean, by lord jesus jackson himself, he is soooo goddamn ugly!!!!! Anyway.. The other character is some limey who wears a fedora and a trenchcoat. I would say he has a bad fashion sense, but that's to be expected. ....HE'S BRITISH. And they both go on adventures together! I mean, all the time. Seriously!!! {Are they gay or something? Nothing against them if they are, but are they?}
One thing I like about the series is how all the characters act the same, talk the same, and do everything the same!! Even the episodes are the same!! THEY ALL USUALLY GO LIKE THIS!!
TRACY: watashino o shirini ha hontouni warui hasshinga deki mashita
GILLIGAN: masutaado ni fukenzen na mirixyokuga nai
TRACY: shinsei na tawagoto
{RANDOM VILLIAN POPS UP!!!}
SEPHIROTH: zugaikotsu bagii shinai no anime no youna
{TRACY PUNCHES SEPHIROTH AND HE DIES. THEY THEN EAT HIM.}
GILLIGAN: watashiha rokkunrooru no ai
and that's pretty much it!!!
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CHANGE?!! YOU GOT CHANGE?!! PLEASE, HELP A GUY OUT HERE!!! CHANGE!!!!
Seriously Though
Gilligan and Tracy is quite weird and quite.... yeah. I still kinda enjoy it.