Kirbychu emails.pie/false-mail

{The screen opens to show Kirbychu's computer room. Only half of the wall is intact, the rest is mainly a wooden frame. Kirbychu enters, carrying a laptop.}

KIRBYCHU HR'D: {sing-songingly} Checkin' my email in a broken room with an old laptop...

{Kirbychu sits down at his desk and sets up the laptop, which looks the same as his old one. X On Fire enters.}

X ON FIRE: Kirbychu, what's with this? I thought you were making a new laptop, but this looks just like your old one!

KIRBYCHU HR'D: Well, after I looked over my old laptop again I discovered that the charger was broken, and the laptop's battery was dead. I got a new one of both, and I found that it's screen broke, so I got a spare and fixed it!

X ON FIRE: Oh. I'm leaving now. {exits}

KIRBYCHU HR'D: That was strange... anyways, let get this show started!

{The computer boots up. Kirbychu opens outlook express}

Dear Kirbychu,
Youre bank account is about to expire. We are terribly sorry to tell you that. In order to keep it running, put every bit of your money into your account, and send your accounts number and password to zoomail.EXE.

The bank

KIRBYCHU HR'D: Um... what? How could my bank account be expiring? I just... wait a minute, that's Zoo's email address! That jerk is trying to steal my money!

{Kirbychu copies the text of the email and pastes it in a new message window. He edits "Dear Kirbychu" to "Mr. Zoo977", fixes "your", replaces "Zoomail.EXE" with "[email protected]" and "The bank" to "Your Credit Union". He then sends the e-mail.}

KIRBYCHU HR'D: That'll teach him to try and scam me out of my money!

{Cut to Zoo's computer. The e-mail pops up on screen. Zoo notices it and sits down.}

ZOO977: What!?! How could my bank account be expiring? I just opened it after my old one was canceled! I'd better call the bank and find out what's going on...

MY THIS IS GOING SLOWLY!