The Wiki got Stupider/1

IT'S THE FIRST EPISODE, BRARLIE CHOWN!

Plot

• A guy kick himself in the shoe! Aw, man! It was so funny! Ahhahah!! Ahaahahaaaaaaa.... Ha. Oh. uh... NVM!
• KTHXBAI!

Transcription

{Starts off with Styx Fan and Vindicator watching TV.}

STYX FAN: This is the best show I've ever seen!

{Sinta-tan falls through the window.}

SINTA-TAN: OH GOD WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!

{Kirbychu walks in through the front door.}

KIRBYCHU HR'D: Hello, fine sirs.

{Sephiroth enters, in a loose fitting west which is half buttoned, revealing his chest. He is surrounded by a crowd of hot women.}

SEPHIROTH: {Sexyback playing in the background.} Hey guys. I'm to sexy for my car, too sexy by far.

KIRBYCHU HR'D: {pulls out a match and lights Sephiroth's hair on fire.} Now you should feel extra burning today.

SEPHIROTH: {Sexyback playing in the background.} I'm too sexy for your fire, too sexy for your fire, so sexy it hurts. {The flame goes out with a swoon.}

KIRBYCHU HR'D: At least I know that wood will still burn!

VINDICATOR: I think we should get drunk on Frapachinos brainstorm the plot to our Pilot.

STYX FAN: I'll write it down

VINDICATOR: Styx Fan... you can't write.

STYX FAN: You're not the boss of me now! You're not the boss of me now! You're not the boss of me now -- AND YOU AREN'T SO BIG.