The Online Melancholy of Aruseus Parker/7

Cast {in order of appearance}: Aruseus

Places: Middleton High,

Started 15:40, 5 November 2009 (UTC) (the episode takes place last Friday, October 30th, though)

Transcript

{Cut to the hallways of Middleton High, Zarel runs up to Aruseus excitedly}

ZAREL: Aruseus! ARUSEUS!

{Zarel trips and falls, breaking in half. He quickly reattaches his pelvis to his torso and gets up}

ARUSEUS: Why so excited, Zarel? Wait...let me take a guess.

ZAREL: They chose me! I'm the coffeehouse MC! I beat Patson!

ARUSEUS: Wow! Willam Patson, top in our grade, straight-A student, and he lost to you!

ZAREL: Yep! Now I just have to find a co-host before tonight! I think I have an idea or two.

ARUSEUS: Oh?

ZAREL: Well, I'm definitely going to pick one of our group. I already told the news to everyone but Derek. June didn't want to do it because she doesn't think she'd make a good co-host, Austin flat-out didn't want to, Fang was a little iffy about it, and Lucian thought you'd be better.

ARUSEUS: Well, as much as I'd love to, I won't be able to show if there's a football game on the same day of a coffeehouse. I guess you'll either have to go with Derek or host with someone outside of our group.

ZAREL: Well, Derek didn't say no, so I do have a chance.

ARUSEUS: Well then, go on! Get to it!

ZAREL: Yes, sir!

{Zarel walks off}

ARUSEUS: That reminds me, the costume contest! I just hope the judges know Jet Set Radio...

{Cut to Middleton High at 7:00 PM. Aruseus' car pulls up and he gets out of it}

{Cut to inside of the lobby. Various Halloween decorations are set up}

DUE TO A RECENT STRIKE, THE EPISODE WAS NOT FINISHED. BUT HERE IS THE REST MADE BY BADSTAR

{Cut back to the lobby... but badly drawn, Teen Girl Sqaud-ish style}

JUDGE: And the winner is... BADSTAR, WHO IS TOO AWESOME TO EVEN WEAR A COSTUME IN THE FIRST PLACE

{Badstar poofs in out of nowhere}

BADSTAR: I would like to thank my 1000 hot well endowed girlfriends!

ARUSEUS: GOLLY GEE WHIZ, BADSTAR. I WISH I COULD BE LIKE YOU.

BADSTAR: Silly Aruseus... everybody does!

ZAREL: I would like to dedicate this extremly mind blowingly epic guitar solo to Ba-

KANYE WEST: {Poofs in also} YO IMMA REALLY HAPPY FOR YOU, AND IMMA LET YOU FINISH, BUT I'D JUST LIKE TO SAY BADSTAR IS THE BEST GUY OF ALL TIME

DEREK: Have a chocolate polar bear, Badstar! {Pulls out a giant chocolate polar bear}

BADSTAR: You shouldn't have!

FANG: ONE CHEER FOR BADSTAR

EVERYBODY: YAY! BADSTAR!

BADSTAR: I shall now play you all every single AC/DC song in a row with my feet!

EVERYBODY: YAAAAAAY!

ITS OVER