The Online Melancholy of Aruseus Parker/6

Cast {in order of appearance}: Lucian, Aruseus

Places: Middleton High, Aruseus' Room

Started 04:30, 18 October 2009 (UTC)

Transcript

{Cut to the gang's private room}

LUCIAN: So what's this you do?

ARUSEUS: I check whatever people send me, and then I give a little dope on their question!

LUCIAN: Interesting.

ARUSEUS: Alright, let's see what we've got here.

{Aruseus opens up his email client}

subj: Modular mishaps

Dear Aruseus,
Have you ever lost any of your body parts?
Also, can modulars trade body parts with eachother?
-Bell

ARUSEUS: Yes, and yes! One's fun, the other's not so fun!

LUCIAN: What do you mean partswapping's not fun?

ARUSEUS: Lucian, you dolt! {smacks Lucian across the face, making his head spin repeatedly} I mean losing parts isn't fun!

LUCIAN: Oog...dizzy.

ARUSEUS: Anydangway, {typing} Yes, Bell, I have. Sometimes if I toss and turn too much in bed, I wake up on the floor.

{Cut to Aruseus' room, his parts are scattered about}

ARUSEUS: {loud snore}

{Cut back}

ARUSEUS: {typing} Yeah...and also, part-swapping is fun sometimes. Really all depends what you do and if the person will give you your parts back. There's the normal, "arm for arm" trade, and there's even a little game called Part Poker.

LUCIAN: Part Poker? What's that?

ARUSEUS: Well, my stupid Lucian, {Lucian gives a ಠ_ಠ face} think of a game of poker, but instead of betting money or chips, you wager parts of your body!

LUCIAN: That sounds...kinky.

ARUSEUS: Why?

LUCIAN: Well, think of the stuff people might do with you!

ARUSEUS: ...you sick sick bastard.

LUCIAN: {nervous grin} Ehehe...

ARUSEUS: So there ya go, Liberty Bell. Well, that wraps it up!

END