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{Scene: 10th Gen Council. There are 50 people, the 10th gens. They're all in brown cloaks, similar to the ones the Jawas wear. They're all 6 feet tall.}

1: This is it. The purge is coming to an end, and all the 10th gen troops will be sent out to dominate the wiki. Me and 40 have already planned our routes.

40: Mmmmmhmmmmm.

{Scene: Sysop Needle. There's a party going on, with Bluebry, Shwoo, Melon, Cow, NPP, and Raiku are partying, waiting for the 12th annual purge to end}

BLUEBRY: 10!

{10th Gen Council}

1: 9!

{Sysop Needle}

MELON: 8!

{10th Gen Council}

5: 7!

{Sysop Needle}

SHWOO: 6!

{10th gen Council}

12: 5!

{Sysop Needle}

NPP: 4!

{10th Gen Council}

42: 3!

{Sysop Council}

COW: 2!

{10th gen Council}

1: 1! Go, go, go!

{2-50 are sent up through a tube to Wiki City}

2: Okay, first up: Badstar's mansion...

{Sysop Needle}

{on a big screen on the wall, it says "INTRUDER ALERT." then shows a video of the 10th gens}

BLUEBRY: That doesn't look good... Sysops, we have some trouble. You'll have to take this {hands the sysops their Banhammers}

RAIKU: Wow, a banhammer!

BLUEBRY: Now you'll have to take these, and be careful. A simple swing can ban anyone from complete existance.

RAIKU: Really? Lemme try it out... {swings hammer at NPP}

MELON: NOOOO! RAIKU! What did you do!?

BLUEBRY: Raiku, it looks like your not ready. Here, take this. {Hands raiku a simple little hammer}

RAIKU: BAWWWWWWWWW

{Bluebry pulls out his Bansword}

BLUEBRY: Today, we will rue the existence of 10th gens!

Chapter end!