Super Luigi

Transcript

{The Story starts inside Mario's Bedroom, in 4 O'Clock in the morning. Mario is fast asleep. Luigi runs inside, and starts nudging him.}

LUIGI: MARIO! MARIO!!

{Mario wakes up.}

MARIO: Ugh... Go away Luigi. It's 4 O'Clock in the morning. I'm trying to sleep...

LUIGI: BUT MARIO!!! THE PRINCESS HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED AGAIN!! I ASSUME IT'S BOWSER!!

MARIO: Again? God... can't that woman solve her own issues for a change?...

LUIGI: Mario! I'm serious!

MARIO: So am I Luigi! Ugh... {Gets a piece of Paper, and writes a note on it.} Give that to the kidnapper.

LUIGI: Huh? What does this say? {Reads it.}

NOTE: Dear Bowser, please don't kidnap our princess at 4 O'Clock in the morning. I'm too tired to rescue her. Next time you kidnap her, (Probably Tomorrow.) can you do it at a reasonable hour? Thank You, Mario.

LUIGI: Mario! Come on! We gotta save her!

MARIO: God.. If you want her saved so much, why don't you do it yourself?!

LUIGI: Fine! I will!

MARIO: Alright Luigi. Bye. {Falls Asleep again.}

LUIGI: Lazy Bum. Oh well. {Walks out.} PRINCESS PEACH! I'M HERE TO RESCUE YOU!!!

{Cut to Luigi, outside, running outside of the House, until he trips over a rock, and falls flat on his face.}

LUIGI: Ouchies... {Lifts himself up again.} I'M HERE TO SAVE YOU!!! BAH!!!! {He stops, right at where a Goomba is standing.}

GOOMBA: 'Scuse me, do you know where Yoshi's Island is?

LUIGI: ....EVIL GOOMBA!!!!

GOOMBA: What are you talk-.... {Gets Stomped on by Luigi. Luigi runs off.} Oww... 1 day before retirement.

{Cut to Luigi heading a big castle, with a Portrait of Bowser on it.}

LUIGI: Haha! That is it! Bowser, meet your doom! Princess, I'm coming!!!

{Inside the Castle Tower. Bowser is there, playing Wii with his son Bowser junior. The Game is Mario Kart Wii.}

BOWSER: Whoa. We should take breaks from being evil more often, shouldn't we, Junior?

BOWSER JR Yeah Dad! This is fun!

{Cut outside again. 2 Koopa Guards are there, watching Luigi appear from the horizon.}

KOOPA #1: Hey, it's that green guy.

KOOPA #2: Yoshi?

KOOPA #1: No, not him. That other green guy.

KOOPA #2: Shyguy?

KOOPA #1: No, not him. {Luigi runs over, and stomps on #1.}

KOOPA #2: Luigi! That's it! {Gets Stomped as well. Luigi heads on inside.}

KOOPA #1: Ow... Those Mario brothers have issues.

KOOPA #2: You're telling me.

{Cut inside the castle. Many Koopas are there, playing. Luigi run in, doing a battle cry.}

LUIGI: AHH!!!!! {Jumps on them all.} AHH!!! {Runs upstairs, Stomping on more Koopas as he goes on.}

KOOPA #3: WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM!!!?

LUIGI: ... AHH!!! {Stomps on him 6 times.}

{Cut back into the Room with Bowser.}

BOWSER: God, whats with all that commotion down there? They're not doing another stage play of Mamma Mia again, are they?

BOWSER JR: Dad, that turned out a success, remember?

BOWSER: True... I'm going to check it out. {As he moves just to the door, Luigi comes in, and lets out a battle cry.}

LUIGI: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO PRINCESS PEACH?! ANSWER ME!?

BOWSER: What? I haven't done anything to her! I'm taking a week off!

LUIGI: That's what you want me to think!

BOWSER: That's what's true!

LUIGI: Liar!! {Starts Punching Bowser. Bowser kicks him in the legs, knocking him down.} Ow...

BOWSER: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

LUIGI: YOU KIDNAPPED OUR PRINCESS!!

BOWSER: I didn't! .....However, I'm not surprised I was your first choice.

LUIGI: Than if it wasn't you, who was it? ....JUNIOR!!!

BOWSER JR: Hey, I didn't kidnap Mama.

LUIGI: Mama?! ....You creepy Child. Then.. WHO WAS IT? .......KOOPA KIDS!!!

BOWSER: No.

LUIGI: KING KOOPA?

BOWSER: That's me in my Glory days. {Points to a Portrait of him as King Koopa.}

LUIGI: Umm... KING BOO?

BOWSER: No.

LUIGI: KING GOOMBA! .....KING BOMBOMB!!!! ...... ROSALINA!!!

BOWSER: No, No, and ..... Why Rosalina?

LUIGI: Dunno. Everyone's suspect. IT MUST BE TOAD!! IT MUST BE HIS REVENGE FOR ALL THE TIMES SHE USED HIM AS A SHIELD IN THE SMASH CONTESTS!!!

BOWSER: No you idiot!

LUIGI: Only 1 more person I can think of. {Donkey Kong theme starts playing.} Donkey Kong.

BOWSER: I doubt it. Donkey Kong is too old for kidnapping.

LUIGI: What are you talking about? He's 22!

BOWSER: I'm talking about Cranky Kong. He was the original Donkey Kong.

LUIGI: Really?

BOWSER: Yeah.

LUIGI: Okay, but who kidnapped the princess?

BOWSER: How would I know?

LUIGI: Hmm... I know what to do! I'll check Mushrooom Kingdom castle for clues!

BOWSER: Alright. Well, bye.

LUIGI: Bye, by the way, I need to tell you 2 things. One is, Mario says if you have to kidnap the princess any other time, do it sometime after breakfast. And the other is, I stomped on most of your guards.

BOWSER: WHAAAAAAT!?!!?!?!!?!

{Cut outside the Castle. Luigi flies out of it, and lands face down on the ground.}

LUIGI: Oww.... Well... I should look for clues in the Mushroom Kingdom.

{Cut to the Mushroom Kingdom Castle.}

LUIGI: That is it. Well, If I'm able to find Mario, I'm able to find Peach. {Runs inside the Castle. He stops in front of Toad.} Do you know where Peach is?

TOAD: Yes I do. She's in-...

LUIGI: Oh man you're useless. I'll do it myself. {Pushes Toad out of the way, and runs upstairs into the throne room.} Clues must be here! Hmm..... {Spots something on the throne. He moves closer, and sees a bit of torn green fabric hanging of the arm stand. There is a Triforce on it.} Bingo! That's it! I know who kidnapped her! .....Link. PRINCESS!!! I'M COMING!!!! {Runs outside, and pushes Toad out of the way again.}

TOAD: Oww... Luigi has problems.

{Luigi runs through Mushroom Kingdom, kicking every Goomba, and Koopa out of the way. Later, the Goombas are replaced by Dodongos, and the Koopas are Octorocks. Luigi stops, to observe the landscape. The Landscape now is the landscape of Hyrule.}

LUIGI: Yes! I'm here! Now Link, your fate is sealed! MUAHAHAHAHA!!! .....Whoa. That felt good. No wonder why Bowser does it all the time. Anyway.... {Runs inside to the castle, but stops where a guard is. He tries to jump on the guards helmet, but quickly jumps off, in pain.} Owowowowowow!!! Why do you have such a sharp helmet?!

GUARD: To stop crazy Plumbers, and crazy Hedgehogs jumping on our heads. It worked well, I think.

LUIGI: Fine! I won't stomp on you. Link is all I want! {Runs inside the Castle. He then spots Link walking through a door. He runs towards the door.} I WILL STOP YOU LINK!!! {Jumps headfirst through the door, and lands on Link.} WHATDIDYOUDOWITHPEACH!!?

LINK: What?! {Pushes Luigi off.}

LUIGI: I know you took our Princess, and all the evidence is against you! {Starts punching Link in the face.}

LINK: I didn't do anything like that!

LUIGI: Liar!! {Starts to fight Link.}

LINK: You're crazy, man! {Starts Fighting Luigi.}

{The Fight leads off outside the castle, and they are fighting all through Hyrule, and they pass through many Nintendo worlds, and then they end up back in Mushroom Kingdom.}

LUIGI: Grr...

{They fight some more, and end up back at Mario's House. They fight inside. Until Mario runs in, and breaks it up.}

MARIO: What on Earth are you two doing?!

LUIGI: He Kidnapped our Princess! I have evidence!

MARIO: NO HE DIDN'T!!! She was never Kidnapped!

LUIGI: She wasn't?

MARIO: No! She just went out for the day!

LUIGI: What?

MARIO: Yeah! She went out for a Tennis Match with Daisy, Fox, and Falcon!