(even if you aren't vegan)
Skully B.'s Awesome Birthday Mixer (BYOB)/lounge
This is the lounge. This is where the sweet party action is.
If you haven't been let in, wait until you are, okay?
The Party
Places
{The room is decorated with all manner of party... decorations. Music is playing. Strangely, nobody is around, save for Stan.}
{KP and comp. enter}
KP: Hey, I heard I needed to bring {whispers} Fanta. And Fat Princess.
STAN: Hey, awesome! Just toss them in the fridge over there. ... I'm assuming Fat Princess is a cocktail, by the way.
{Stan points to a mini-bar at the other side of the room. He then walks over there and stands behind it.}
STAN: Alright, business is open!
{slide to show KP}
KP: Acctually it's a PS3 game where you gotta save your princess while the enemy feeds your princess.
{throws the Fanta in}
{CG and the others enter}
CG: Hey soup guys.
STAN: Yo! How's it going, guys?
RISKK: Hey, can I be your character? They hate me.
KP: {offscreen} YOU GO TO PARTIES!
{CG slides next to Stan}
CG: Psst... where do we put the presents? {Gestures to Vid, who is struggling under the weight of the object}
KP: I dumped it in Skull B's room.
STAN: You mean the garage? Uh, I'd put it on the table over there.
{KP has the present}
KP: Kay.
{puts it on the table}
VID: {hoisting the package onto the table} That thing, was heavy.
CG: Shut up. Hey, KP, how's the party?
KP: Good. I won Best Outfit.
{Homestrong and Samuel enter}
HOMESTRONG: Didn't I tell you, Samuel? Death threats are the only way to go!
SAMUEL: ...Right. So why are we here again?
HOMESTRONG: Simple, really. We are here to activate my evil plan!
SAMUEL: {Rolls eyes} Oh joy...
HOMESTRONG: Shut up. Now, I'll tell you the details later. But first, get on every one's good side. We have to gain some trust first...
SAMUEL: ...I'll just go grab some of the fanta. {Walks off}
HOMESTRONG: .... {Muttering under breath} Lazy, good for nothing...
{Assistant walks in. Number Two stays in the doorway and pulls him back.}
NUMBER TWO: Assistant... do you see them?
ASSISTANT: Yeah. It's a guy with his friend.
NUMBER TWO: ... Don't they look familiar?!
ASSISTANT: Nah.
NUMBER TWO: ... Tall, skinny pale guy and a short, brooding, villain?
ASSISTANT: How do you know that they're evi-
NUMBER TWO: ... I'm gonna ask what's up.
ASSISTANT: No, you know what? I don't want to be a part of this.
{Assistant walks over to the bar.}
ASSISTANT: You do whatever. Tonight, I'm gonna party.
{Number Two groans as he sits down near the bar as well.}
{Samuel sits down at the bar, orange fanta in hand}
SAMUEL: Oh, fanta. Your commercials are obnoxius, but you never cease to deliver.
ASSISTANT: {to himself} Yeah, I know... {to Stan} Can I get a little sump'm sump'm?
STAN: Certainly!
{Stan pours a drink in a martini glass and hands it to Assistant. He takes a sip.}
ASSISTANT: Hm... that's good!
KP: I dressed as Pom Pom.
RISKK: {offscreen} Yeah, their is no contest. And you're not dressed.
KP: Anyways, WHO'S READY FO LINKIN PARK?! OR LINKIN POM?!
SAMUEL: {Sarcastically, under breath} Oh yes, cause we all love off-key whining...
{KP pops his head onscreen screaming}
KP: HELLOOOOOOOO PEOPLE OF SKULL B'S BASH! YOU READY FOR US TO MAKE YOU PUKE!?
SAMUEL: {Fake enthusiasm} NO!
KP: GOOD CAUSE WE SUCK AND EVEN I WOULDN'T BUY OUR CD!
{lifts up the CD}
{Bell and co. enter}
BELL: Hmm... Hey, Homestrong! Come over here for a second!
{KP comes onscreen}
KP: Don't buy our CD!
STAN: {to Assistant} Reverse psychology. Gets you every time.
ASSISTANT: Yeah, if you're braindead.
{Stan is now holding five CDs.}
STAN: Nah, it could happen to anybody.
KP: {talking like the villan on El Tigre} Wow, didn't see that one coming.
HOMESTRONG: Hmm? {Walks up to Bell} What is it? I have evil plans t- ...I mean, um... hey there!
BELL:{pulls out the searche lightlights he got SkullB, sets it to the strobe light setting, shines it in Homestrong's eyes}
HOMESTRONG: OH JESUS CHRIST {Falls down} SAMUEL GET OVER HERE AT ONCE
SAMUEL: {Turns his head quickly to look at Homestrong. Turns away} 'Kay. {Takes a sip of the fanta}
HOMESTRONG: SAMUEL I MEAN IT
SAMUEL: {Still not looking at Homestrong} I'm walking over as we speak.
HOMESTRONG: I hate you...
BELL:{turns off the strobe lights} Heh.
TRACY:{looks around} Hey, where's Skullbuggy?
KP: I do not compute.
TRACY: ... {kicks KP}
BELL: Hmm... {walks over to Samuel, whispers something into his ear, pulls out some very thin frabic and glue, points to Homestrong, and then MB}
{cut back to KP on ground holding his leg}
KP: DAMMIT! I'M A NERD! I MAKE THOSE JOKES!
SAMUEL: Hmmm... sure. Go ahead.
KP: THAT'S IT!
{Samuel kicks him}
BELL: Alright! {runs back over to Homestrong, pours glue all over him, sticks the carpeting on him} Hey, MB! Look what I got you!
MB: Hmm? {looks at the fabric-covered Homestrong and pauses. Claws extend out from his fingerless hands. MB runs over to Homestrong and starts scratching him}
{cut to Riskk hacking into Skull B's computer}
RISKK: Now he has THE best virus eater EVER!
ZOE: Amen to that!
SAMUEL: {Watching Homestrong get the crap scratched out of him while he screams in pain} Now THIS is entertainment!
MB:{notices Homestrong wiggling around, starts biting him along with scratching}
STAN: ... What's going on?
ASSISTANT: I tuned it out a while ago. More gin!
{Number Two walks up to Homestrong and MB.}
NUMBER TWO: Hey! Cat-kimono-thing. Outta the way.
MB: ROWR! {scratches at Number Two's face, continues scratching at Homestrong}
NUMBER TWO: Ow! Wh-why does that hurt?!
{Number Two squats down to meet Homestrong at eye level.}
NUMBER TWO: Hey. I overheard you were evil?
ASSISTANT: {offscreen} He was kinda shouting about it.
LEO: What happening?
SG: Not much. 2's tryin' to talk to that... thing... getting mauled by an anime over there, and Zoe and Riskk are messin' with the big S's computer. And... I have to keep Squatcha away from the snacks. Bye now.
LEO: Kay. SO........ got any Halo helmets?
STAN: If it isn't a cocktail, I wouldn't know.
{cut to Luigi}
{silence}
LUIGI: I need a smoke.
{walks out the balcony}
HOMESTRONG: {Gets up} Why, yes. I am... the almighty Homestrong! ULTIMATE VILLAIN GENIUS! {Ominous lightning} ...Where does that keep coming from!?
SONIC: I want pudding!
CG: So do I. So do I. {takes a bottle out of his coat and takes a swig, then replaces the bottle}
NUMBER TWO: {to Homestrong} Yeah, you? You're stealing my gimmick.
HOMESTRONG: ... I beg pardon?!
NUMBER TWO: I'm the evil guy who conspires against his brother! I'm the one with a tall, lanky, snarky assistant! I'm the biggest ham here!
KP: I JUST WANT TO FRICKEN START THE ACTIVITES! ow......scabula.
HOMESTRONG: {Closeup} Are you challenging my villaintastic powers!?
SAMUEL: {Offscreen} Is villaintastic even a word?
HOMESTRONG: Shut up.
NUMBER TWO: ... Perhaps.
STAN: What kind of activities? Like... a game of charades?
KP: No, like go-karts.
STAN: Oh! We'll get to it, trust me.
KP: Ok, til then, I NEED A MEDIC!
HOMESTRONG: ...Samuel!
{Short pause}
HOMESTRONG: ...SAMUEL.
SAMUEL: {Walks onscreen. Sighs} What?
HOMESTRONG: It is time we prepare our... EVIL PLAN! Alright, you... bone...car...robot... guy! How about a little challenge? Whoever causes the most villainy by the end of the party becomes the ultimate villain!
RISKK: Who wants a sidekick, cause my friends hate me.
NUMBER TWO: I accept your challenge, egg-head! Assistant!
{Assistant walks over.}
ASSISTANT: Yo.
NUMBER TWO: Help me do ne'er-well, okay?
ASSISTANT: ... Nah.
{Assistant walks off.}
NUMBER TWO: ... What do you mean nah?! Am I- am I seriously alone here? This is bull!
RISKK: I'm still availible. I can hack ANYTHING. Oh, but Skull B's Myspace.
HOMESTRONG: Neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee- {Coughs} ...Nerd!
RISKK: Do YOU have a hacker!?
MB:{pauses} ROWR! {attacks Homestrong}
RISKK: YEA! THAT'S WHAT YOU GET!
SAMUEL: ...I think I'll just stay out of this too. {Walks away}
HOMESTRONG: OW! No! Come- DEAR LORD- back! STOP IT!
RISKK: So I'm working for you? {looks at Number Two}
{Sephiroth comes in, looking all scruffy and sporting a beard.}
SEPHIROTH: Wow.. My watch says only 10 minutes have passed, but it feels that I've been walking for a week!
'{Luigi comes in}
LUIGI: Wait..... SePhItRoTh?!
{ Luigi starts to fight}
{suddenly stops}
LUIGI: Oh. Wiki Seph. Sorry.
HOMESTRONG: Alright, Crapskull. Looks like we're both on our own here. BUT! I shall triumph! That guy was holding me back...
NUMBER TWO: Yeah... me too. Now, then... my first evil action shall be thus!
{Number Two knocks over a vase. It doesn't break, so he has to pick it up and hit it against the wall. He groans as it refuses to break. He then tosses it outside.}
NUMBER TWO: HA! Now where will he find his vase? Nobody knows! {laughs maniacally}
HOMESTRONG: Oh yeah!? Well... {Runs over to fridge. Grabs one of the fantas and shakes it up. Runs back} Now when somebody wants an orange beverage... THEY'LL GET ALL STICKY! BWUHAHAHAHAHA!
SEPHIROTH: {Not noticing those two} Dayum, I am parched!! {Goes over and takes the Fanta and opens it with nothing bad happening. He drinks it in one gulp.} Delicious!
RISKK: Hey, I want to be in this competition! I WANT PARTNERS! Leo's bored and wants in too.
NUMBER TWO: Sure, kid.
{Number Two goes over to a doorknob and starts grasping it.}
NUMBER TWO: Now when somebody wants to go and open the door, it'll be like "ewwww it's all sweaty"!
{Number Two accidentally opens the door to the next room.}
RISKK: I just destroyed the internet and got us all the money in the world!
