Super Luigi

Transcript

{The Story starts inside Mario's Bedroom, in 4 O'Clock in the morning. Mario is fast asleep. Luigi runs inside, and starts nudging him.}

LUIGI: MARIO! MARIO!!

{Mario wakes up.}

MARIO: Ugh... Go away Luigi. It's 4 O'Clock in the morning. I'm trying to sleep...

LUIGI: BUT MARIO!!! THE PRINCESS HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED AGAIN!! I ASSUME IT'S BOWSER!!

MARIO: Again? God... can't that woman solve her own issues for a change?...

LUIGI: Mario! I'm serious!

MARIO: So am I Luigi! Ugh... {Gets a piece of Paper, and writes a note on it.} Give that to the kidnapper.

LUIGI: Huh? What does this say? {Reads it.}

NOTE: Dear Bowser, please don't kidnap our princess at 4 O'Clock in the morning. I'm too tired to rescue her. Next time you kidnap her, (Probably Tomorrow.) can you do it at a reasonable hour? Thank You, Mario.

LUIGI: Mario! Come on! We gotta save her!

MARIO: God.. If you want her saved so much, why don't you do it yourself?!

LUIGI: Fine! I will!

MARIO: Alright Luigi. Bye. {Falls Asleep again.}

LUIGI: Lazy Bum. Oh well. {Walks out.} PRINCESS PEACH! I'M HERE TO RESCUE YOU!!!

{Cut to Luigi, outside, running outside of the House, until he trips over a rock, and falls flat on his face.}

LUIGI: Ouchies... {Lifts himself up again.} I'M HERE TO SAVE YOU!!! BAH!!!! {He stops, right at where a Goomba is standing.}

GOOMBA: 'Scuse me, do you know where Yoshi's Island is?

LUIGI: ....EVIL GOOMBA!!!!

GOOMBA: What are you talk-.... {Gets Stomped on by Luigi. Luigi runs off.} Oww... 1 day before retirement.

{Cut to Luigi heading a big castle, with a Portrait of Bowser on it.}

LUIGI: Haha! That is it! Bowser, meet your doom! Princess, I'm coming!!!

{Inside the Castle Tower. Bowser is there, playing Wii with his son Bowser junior. The Game is Mario Kart Wii.}

BOWSER: Whoa. We should take breaks from being evil more often, shouldn't we, Junior?

BOWSER JR Yeah Dad! This is fun!

{Cut outside again. 2 Koopa Guards are there, watching Luigi appear from the horizon.}

KOOPA #1: Hey, it's that green guy.

KOOPA #2: Yoshi?

KOOPA #1: No, not him. That other green guy.

KOOPA #2: Shyguy?

KOOPA #1: No, not him. {Luigi runs over, and stomps on #1.}

KOOPA #2: Luigi! That's it! {Gets Stomped as well. Luigi heads on inside.}

KOOPA #1: Ow... Those Mario brothers have issues.

KOOPA #2: You're telling me.

{Cut inside the castle. Many Koopas are there, playing. Luigi run in, doing a battle cry.}

LUIGI: AHH!!!!! {Jumps on them all.} AHH!!! {Runs upstairs, Stomping on more Koopas as he goes on.}

KOOPA #3: WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM!!!?

LUIGI: ... AHH!!! {Stomps on him 6 times.}

{Cut back into the Room with Bowser.}

BOWSER: God, whats with all that commotion down there? They're not doing another stage play of Mamma Mia again, are they?

BOWSER JR: Dad, that turned out a success, remember?

BOWSER: True... I'm going to check it out. {As he moves just to the door, Luigi comes in, and lets out a battle cry.}

LUIGI: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO PRINCESS PEACH?! ANSWER ME!?

BOWSER: What? I haven't done anything to her! I'm taking a week off!

LUIGI: That's what you want me to think!

BOWSER: That's what's true!

LUIGI: Liar!! {Starts Punching Bowser. Bowser kicks him in the legs, knocking him down.} Ow...

BOWSER: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

LUIGI: YOU KIDNAPPED OUR PRINCESS!!

BOWSER: I didn't! .....However, I'm not surprised I was your first choice.

LUIGI: Than if it wasn't you, who was it? ....JUNIOR!!!

BOWSER JR: Hey, I didn't kidnap Mama.

LUIGI: Mama?! ....You creepy Child. Then.. WHO WAS IT? .......KOOPA KIDS!!!

BOWSER: No.

LUIGI: KING KOOPA?

BOWSER: That's me in my Glory days. {Points to a Portrait of him as King Koopa.}

LUIGI: Umm... KING BOO?

BOWSER: No.

LUIGI: KING GOOMBA! .....KING BOMBOMB!!!! ...... ROSALINA!!!

BOWSER: No, No, and ..... Why Rosalina?

LUIGI: Dunno. Everyone's suspect. IT MUST BE TOAD!! IT MUST BE HIS REVENGE FOR ALL THE TIMES SHE USED HIM AS A SHIELD IN THE SMASH CONTESTS!!!

BOWSER: No you idiot!

LUIGI: Only 1 more person I can think of. {Donkey Kong theme starts playing.} Donkey Kong.

BOWSER: I doubt it. Donkey Kong is too old for kidnapping.

LUIGI: What are you talking about? He's 22!

BOWSER: I'm talking about Cranky Kong. He was the original Donkey Kong.

LUIGI: Really?

BOWSER: Yeah.

LUIGI: Okay, but who kidnapped the princess?

BOWSER: How would I know?

LUIGI: Hmm... I know what to do! I'll check Mushrooom Kingdom castle for clues!

BOWSER: Alright. Well, bye.

LUIGI: Bye, by the way, I need to tell you 2 things. One is, Mario says if you have to kidnap the princess any other time, do it sometime after breakfast. And the other is, I stomped on most of your guards.

BOWSER: WHAAAAAAT!?!!?!?!!?!

{Cut outside the Castle. Luigi flies out of it, and lands face down on the ground.}