Super Luigi

Transcript

{The Story starts inside Mario's Bedroom, in 4 O'Clock in the morning. Mario is fast asleep. Luigi runs inside, and starts nudging him.}

LUIGI: MARIO! MARIO!!

{Mario wakes up.}

MARIO: Ugh... Go away Luigi. It's 4 O'Clock in the morning. I'm trying to sleep...

LUIGI: BUT MARIO!!! THE PRINCESS HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED AGAIN!! I ASSUME IT'S BOWSER!!

MARIO: Again? God... can't that woman solve her own issues for a change?...

LUIGI: Mario! I'm serious!

MARIO: So am I Luigi! Ugh... {Gets a piece of Paper, and writes a note on it.} Give that to the kidnapper.

LUIGI: Huh? What does this say? {Reads it.}

NOTE: Dear Bowser, please don't kidnap our princess at 4 O'Clock in the morning. I'm too tired to rescue her. Next time you kidnap her, (Probably Tomorrow.) can you do it at a reasonable hour? Thank You, Mario.

LUIGI: Mario! Come on! We gotta save her!

MARIO: God.. If you want her saved so much, why don't you do it yourself?!

LUIGI: Fine! I will!

MARIO: Alright Luigi. Bye. {Falls Asleep again.}

LUIGI: Lazy Bum. Oh well. {Walks out.} PRINCESS PEACH! I'M HERE TO RESCUE YOU!!!

{Cut to Luigi, outside, running outside of the House, until he trips over a rock, and falls flat on his face.}

LUIGI: Ouchies... {Lifts himself up again.} I'M HERE TO SAVE YOU!!! BAH!!!! {He stops, right at where a Goomba is standing.}

GOOMBA: 'Scuse me, do you know where Yoshi's Island is?

LUIGI: ....EVIL GOOMBA!!!!

GOOMBA: What are you talk-.... {Gets Stomped on by Luigi. Luigi runs off.} Oww... 1 day before retirement.