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AN: fangs to cadeus for helpin me wif da story! BTW preps stop flamin okay!

I ran to the nearest bathroom to reapply myself. (I needed a quick change for the occaision)

I washed the current makeup off my face and put a new layer on. I then took my shirt off and put on a GC T-Shirt (if u don't know what i am talking about get out) and messed my hair up. I then took a bottle of blood out of my jacket and drank it all in one gulp (i am part vampire remember) and I went back out of the bathroom, looking new and goffick!!

After that, I ran like hell to the cantina because I was late enough already. I was greeted by my good friends Luke an Leia. They've been dating for 5 months now (in this they're not related because that would be incest and incest is wrong you sick bastard)


"Hey Alrean, you're just in time to listen to Obi Wan Kenobi speak" said Demen.

Oh yeah I nearly forgot! In this lukes name is demen because demen is a cooler name than luke. Demen had short black hair an he was also goffik. He became a satanist after darth vader killed his aunt and uncle and then tried to kill him. In his deppression he slit one of his wrists but got stoped by artoo. He waz wering a black jedi rob that had marilin manson on it.. he lpoked kind of like chesta benington only shorter.

After waiting for a minute, Obie Wan came onto the stage. He was tall, black (I did this to show that i am not a racist plus there isn't enough black people on star wars) he wasnt a prep or goff but 4 sum reson he supported da prepz more because he had a bad exprience wif goffs (He used to b 1 but no1 took him siriusly becoz he was 2 old)

"We are getting closer to defeating the evil empire" he said. i wasn't listening to him because i was to busy talkin 2 demen and leia

i supported the empire more but i joned tha rebels becoz they had better pay (mercenary ftfw) plus i waznt all evil just an antihiro