The Adventures of Domo and T Pedo/cooler

{Domo is watching Scrubs while siting on the coach.}

COACH Z: GET ORF OF ME!

DOMO: RAWR!

{Domo eats the Coach's body and moves to the couch. Pause a few seconds. T Pedo runs onscreen holding a shotgun}

T PEDO: DOMO, HELP! IT'S-

{Suddenly, a giant monster bursts through the wall and eats T Pedo}

DOMO: AH SHI- {pulls out sniper rifle from a cushion and fires it at the monster}

{the monster explodes, covering the walls with blood. T Pedo lands on the ground}

DOMO: LEMON! BELL! BIG MAC! COME IN HERE!

{They rush in}

DOMO: We have some paranormal activity here. Now Pedo, what's that you were gonna tell me?

T PEDO: Well, I was going to tell you about the other giant monster.

{A giant monster that looks similar to Hedorah burst through the wall and absorbs Bell}

DOMO: AHHHHHHH {Throws Big Mac at the monster}

MONSTER: ... {breaks Big Mac in half}

DOMO: NOOOOO! {pulls out rifle and shoots.}

LEMON: Donut worry! {Lemon throws some fire at the monster. after that he turns into Melon.

T PEDO: ...What the hell?

{the monster absorbs the fire and the bullet}

MELON: ... I STAB. {stabs the monster}

T PEDO: You idiot, you can't stab something with your hand!

{the monster absorbs Melon}

T PEDO: ...Crap.

DOMO: There's only one thing to do... {Domo summons the A-team. they assault the monster.} Go get 'em, Mr T! Not you, Hannabal!

{a ball that has Hannah Montana's face on it bounces onscreen}

HANNAH-BALL: Aww...

HANNABAL: {...picks up Hannah-Ball and throws her at the monster.}

{the monster absorbs Hannah-Ball and grows blond hair, and a microphone juts out of his eye. The monster growls in confusion}

{Domo sneezes on the monster}

DOMO: Yeah, NOW what you gonna do?

{the monster turns green and starts oozing some kind of viscous fluid out of everywhere on its body.}

DOMO: Oh crap, I had AIDS when I sneezed on you but I'm magic so now I'm cured now.

{The monster grows a mouth and tries to growl in disgust, but all that comes out is vomit}

{Domo pulls out a knife and stabs the monster. The monster absorbs the knife and spikes jut out of his hands. The monster vomits in confusion.}

DOMO: He Vomited Melon! {throws T Pedo at the monster}

{The monster absorbs T Pedo, and gains some kind of translucence, similar to that of the Horrible Gelatinous Blob, revealing T Pedo, along with everything else he's absorbed}