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Told ya there were zombies!

IM A BELL: No you didn't.

Oh, and meet Dan.

IM A BELL: But we already did.

Cast: Paco the Taco, Alfonzo, Dan, Pete, NEW DUDE! (Can’t reveal real name here. Then it would ruin the surprise.)

Places: Dan's Apartment, The Store (Easter Egg)

Date: January 3rd, 2009

Transcript

{Cut to Dan's Apartment. Paco is sitting on the couch watching TV}

PACO: Oh boy. That is one messed up llama.

BADSTAR: Yet oddly enough, its the best thing in this show so far.

ANNOUNCER: {On TV} ...and as if the broken tractor wasn't enough, this llama even ate the farmer!

{A "chomp" is heard from the TV. Paco starts laughing}

PACO: Oh man! I would NOT want to cross paths with THAT llama...

BADSTAR: Y'know, the same can be said about Talking Tacos too...

{Alfonzo walks in, just waking up}

PACO: Oh, hey Alfonzo. Check out this llama!

ALFONZO: {Yawns} Sorry, Paco, but I gotta get breakfast ready. I gotta bolt soon.

PACO: Where ya heading?

ALFONZO: {Alfonzo starts making scrambled eggs and toast} Well, I'm off on a date!

PACO: For real?

IM A BELL: No, of course not.

That's awesome! Who's the lucky-

BADSTAR: Pffffft.

lady?

ALFONZO: Her name is Stephanie. She's really nice.

PACO: Well I hope you have a great time! So what's for breakfast.

IM A BELL:{monotone} What is for breakfast.

ALFONZO: Eggs and toast. Nothing special.

PACO: Nice.

{Dan walks in sleepily with no pants on}

PACO: {Turning to Dan} Hey Dan! How'd you sle- Woah! Where'd your pants go?

BADSTAR: "Oh god man, it was horrible. Me and this hot chick we're totally at it last night, then I screamed out the wrong name, and oh the hijinks!"

DAN: {Looking down} Crap. I'll be right back. {Goes back into the bedroom}

ALFONZO: {Putting breakfast down on the counter} Ok, it's here when you're ready to eat Paco. I gotta go shower.

PACO: Sweet! Thanks Alfonzo.

DAN: {Walking in with pants on this time} What's the hurry, my brother from another...oh wait nevermind. Anyway, where you going?

ALFONZO: {Walking past Dan into the bathroom} I have a date.

DAN: Pft! Yeah right! I know for a FACT you don't have a girl.

ALFONZO: {From the other room} I live with one.

DAN: Hey! You better not have meant me!

PETE: {Walking in lazily} Now, Alfonzo. That's not nice to say about your sister. {Chuckles}

IM A BELL:{nasally and high-pitched} Okay, mom.

DAN: Ah, whatever. Oh! Eggs! He's good for something, after all.

BADSTAR: So it was something after all eh? I knew it! Take him away boys!

PETE: Sweet. I'm starved.

{Dan and Pete pick up the plates and bring them to the couch. They sit on both sides of Paco and Dan hands him a plate}

PACO: Thanks man.

{They start to eat. Alfonzo rushes through the room dressed nicely}

DAN: Nice clothes, Casanova. Either you ran out of street clothes or a girl actually looked at you.

ALFONZO: Poisoned your eggs. {Dan spits out his eggs and freaks out} Chill, idiot, I was kidding.

{Alfonzo walks out the door. Dan continues eating angrily. After a little while the refridgerator explodes}

DAN: Holy CRAP! What the hell happened to our fridge?!

{Through the smoke in the kitchen a tall man walks out. He is wearing a ripped red shirt and blue pants, almost like Dan's}

???: Where's Alfonzo?

PACO: Just missed him...

???: Damn it! Where did he go?

PETE: A date...

BADSTAR: You keep saying that, but...

{The man punches a hole in the wall angrily. Dan, Pete, and Paco jump terrified}

DAN: Hey man! C-calm down. I can call him if you want...

???: No. I can't be revealed...

DAN: Well the fridge explosion didn't help.

???: Fridge? {Turns around and looks in the kitchen} I guess he didn't build it yet...

DAN: Who built what? A new fridge?

???: {Turning back around} Forget the fridge! Tell me where Alfonzo went!

PACO: On a date.

???: Where did he go?

PETE: Downstairs?

???: No! I mean where is his date?!

DAN: At her house?

???: Oh my God. How could I have been so dumb?

DAN: What did you do? Oh, the fridge thing? Forget about it, it's ok. I can talk to the landlord about that. She'll replace it.

???: Not the fridge, you moron!!

PACO: Wait. How did you know Alfonzo's name?

???: I'm his brother. {Slaps forehead} Oh crap.

{Paco and Pete slowly turn to Dan, who drops his plate of eggs. The man looks up at Dan}

DAN: You're....me..?

DAN: Yes.

DAN: From the future?

DAN: Yes.

DAN: But how did you get here?

DAN: Time machine built by-

PACO: {Holding a script} WAIT! {Both Dan's look down at him} This is WAY too confusing for the readers...

IM A BELL: No, its not.

Ok,

IM A BELL: Awk.

from now on we'll refer to the future Dan as Slagathor.

PETE: Agreed.

DAN: Ok.

IM A BELL: Awk.

SLAGATHOR: Wait! Why Slagathor?

DAN: Too late! Already written in.

SLAGATHOR: Damn it. Fine. Whatever. Now can you please tell me who he went out with and where they were going?

PACO: He said her name was Stephanie.

PETE: Isn't that Strong Intelligent's car?

IM A BELL: Skullbuggy number 1,729.

DAN: Ha! He's such a liar! I knew he couldn't get a girl!

IM A BELL: Well, neither can you.

SLAGATHOR: Yeah... {laughs a little} Anyway, we need to find him!

DAN: Ok... Well we could ask Strong Intelligent. If Alfonzo used his car, he'll know about it.

SLAGATHOR: Alright.

{Dan pulls out his cell phone and calls Strong Intelligent.}

DAN: {On the phone} ...Come on. Pick up..... {softly singing to the ringback} I don't wanna wait...for our liiiiives to be over.... What? Hello? Hey, it's Dan.....No, we have plenty of pudding over here.......No. Strong Intell-......Strong In-....Listen!!

IM A BELL:{high-pitched and child-like} Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen!

I'm looking for Alfonzo. Have you seen him?.......He borrowed your car??.....Ok sweet, thanks......No my refridgerator isn't running. It blew up.......Ok bye. {Hangs up} My God, what a strange guy...

SLAGATHOR: So Alfonzo has the car?

DAN: Yeah. He went to go to the city to pick up some stuff.

SLAGATHOR: Ok good. So we're not too late. When he gets back here, I need to get whatever he got in the city. If I'm right, obtaining it could stop the zombie uprising from ever happening.

PETE: Zombie what now?

SLAGATHOR: I've said too much already, so we should just wait.

{One hour later}

{Slagathor, Dan, Pete, Paco are sitting on the couch watching TV}

SLAGATHOR: That is one messed up llama.

PACO: I know, right?

{Alfonzo walks in the door holding a bag}

ALFONZO: Hey guys! {Sees Slagathor} Who are you?

SLAGATHOR: Nevermind that. Just give me the bag.

ALFONZO: What? Wait, no! I just got this. It was very hard to find!

SLAGATHOR: Just do it, kid!

ALFONZO: What's going on here, Dan?

DAN: Me Dan, or him Dan?

ALFONZO: You Dan- Wait. What do you mean him Dan?

PACO: Slagathor.

SLAGATHOR: Just give me the freaking bag!

{Slagathor rips the bag out of Alfonzo's hands. He reaches in and pulls out a necklace with a big red jewel on it}

DAN: Great. Now my brother is wearing jewelery? You are turning into a girl...

ALFONZO: Now I'm not! It's for somebody else!

SLAGATHOR: You mustn't give this to her, Alfonzo. It will bring doom

IM A BELL: DOOM.

to the future. I have to go find...well...the guy who sent me back.

{Slagathor opens the window and jumps out. Dan, Pete, Alfonzo, and Paco all run to the window to look out, but Slagathor is nowhere to be seen}

PACO: Wow. First day with you guys, and THAT happens. And I thought being a talking taco was weird.

ALFONZO: Who was he?

DAN: Me. From the future.

ALFONZO: WHAT?!

PETE: Yeah. It was Dan. But what did he say about the zombies?

DAN: I dunno. I say we follow him.

PACO: But we don't know where he went.

DAN: I think I might... Follow me!

{"The End" appears on screen. After a few seconds "for now..." fades in}

Easter Eggs

• Click on the bottom right corner of the screen.

{Cut to The Store. Dan is standing there with a shopping cart looking at a new fridge model. He stands there for about 5 seconds, then walks off with the cart.}

{Cut back to the end of the toon}

Fun Facts

• The name "Slagathor" is a nickname I stole from the TV show "Scrubs".

BADSTAR: {Singing} I can't do it all on my own, I steal my jokes from mediocore comedies!