Badstar can riff too/GDDTV/Holiday Toons/Episode 2

About

Have a happy Clementines Day with Dan and friends!

Cast: Alfonzo, Strong Intelligent, Paco the Taco, Dan, Pete, Ronald (Offscreen), Ashley

Places: Waffle Town, Dan's Apartment

Date: February 14, 2009

Transcript

{Open to Alfonzo behind the counter at Waffle Town. He's staring at the clock on the wall}

ALFONZO: Come on... three... two... one... {Whips his hat off his head and hops over the counter} I'M FREE!!!

{Cut to outside Waffle Town. Alfonzo runs out the door}

ALFONZO: I've gotta get home! Where's Strong Intelligent?

{Strong Intelligent pulls up in his car at break neck speed}

ALFONZO: It's about time!

STRONG INTELLIGENT: Just get in! I have a Furby in the oven!

ALFONZO: {Getting in the car} I appreciate the carpooling, but you are one strange kid.

STRONG INTELLIGENT: Just strap in. {Epic zoom in} These amps go up to 11...

ALFONZO: What?

{The car blasts off at break neck speed}

{Cut to Dan's Apartment. Alfonzo flies through the window and crashes into the couch}

ALFONZO: Ow! What the hell, man?

STRONG INTELLIGENT: {From outside} You're welcome!

ALFONZO: {Getting up} Well at least I'm home. {Looking around} Where's Dan? Or anybody, for that matter?

{Paco walks in from the bedroom as if just waking up}

PACO: Hey there, Alfonzo.

ALFONZO: Hey, Paco. Have you seen Dan or Pete?

PACO: No. I was asleep. Late night.

ALFONZO: For a foodstuff, you are a party animal.

PACO: {Cocky smirk} What can I say?

ALFONZO: So did they say anything yesterday about them going anywhere?

PACO: Nope.

ALFONZO: This is great! With Dan not around to ruin anything, I might have a chance with Ashley!

PACO: Yay! I'm going back to bed now. Got a massive migraine.

ALFONZO: I told you to be careful about drinking too much orange soda.

PACO: Psh! I can hold my orange soda. It's the syrup chugging contest that got me.

ALFONZO: Not gonna lie; that's pretty disgusting.

PACO: Don't knock it til you try it. {Goes back to bedroom}

ALFONZO: Anyways it's time to go take Ashley out for Valentine's Day!

{Runs out the door}

{Cut to Waffle Town. Dan and Pete are standing at the counter}

DAN: Where the dangdarnit is my brother? I thought he was working today.

PETE: Guess he left early?

DAN: Dunno. {Shouts over to the kitchen area} Hey Ronald!

RONALD: {From offscreen} Sup?

DAN: You seen my brother around?

RONALD: His shift ended like an hour ago, mate!

DAN: Dang. Thanks, man!

RONALD: No problem!

DAN: {To Pete} So I guess he's home?

PETE: Spose so.

DAN: Okay then. Let's go.

{They start to head for the door, but they see Alfonzo and Ashley walk in. They hide behind the counter}

DAN: {Quietly} Holy snap! He's with that thing!

PETE: Come on, Dan. She's not that bad.

DAN: She's EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVVVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILL!!!

PETE: Shhh! Let's listen in on what they say...

ASHLEY: I'm glad we finally got a chance to go out somewhere together.

ALFONZO: Yeah, me too. I'd take you somewhere better, but money's still a little tight with us, and I get a wicked discount here.

DAN: Wow, he's not too bad.

PETE: Yeah. The kid's better at talking to women then you are.

DAN: Psh! He wishes.

ASHLEY: So, how have you been?

ALFONZO: Not too bad. How about you?

ASHLEY: Can't complain. So how's your uncle?

ALFONZO: My who?

ASHLEY: You know... that guy I met a while back? Your guardian?

ALFONZO: Oh! Slagathor! Yeah he's good.

ASHLEY: Slag-a-what?

ALFONZO: It's a nickname.

ASHLEY: No doubt Dan came up with that. It's pretty dumb.

ALFONZO: Actually I think Paco did.

ASHLEY: Oh.

DAN: Ha! I'm not always stupid.

PETE: Yeah. Just most of the time.

DAN: Shut up!

ALFONZO: So...after this do you want to hang at my place?

ASHLEY: Sure!

DAN: MY place, actually.

PETE: Oh, shut up. It's ours too.

DAN: {Pulls out script and points to the top of the page} "Places: Waffle Town, DAN'S Apartment"

PETE: Selfish swine.

{Alfonzo and Ashley get up to leave}

DAN: They're leaving! Let's go!

PETE: Gotcha.

{Cut to Dan's Apartment. Alfonzo and Ashley are sitting on the couch}

ASHLEY: I've never really taken a solid look around this place. It's nice.

ALFONZO: Thanks. I try to keep it clean. Dan's a handful sometimes.

ASHLEY: I bet.

{They laugh a little. Dan and Pete slowly peek out of the kitchen}

DAN: They have a common interest; insulting me!

PETE: You're stupidity brings folks together.

DAN: Glad I could help.

PETE: Oh my God, look!

{Ashley leans in and kisses Alfonzo}

DAN: Dear lord! The boy is a natural. What the hell?

PETE: That's insane. He's smoother than you.

DAN: Shut your face!

ASHLEY: It was great hanging out with you, Alfonzo. You're really sweet.

ALFONZO: Thanks. You're great, too. I'd love to hang again sometime.

ASHLEY: Are you asking me out?

ALFONZO: I suppose I am. {Smiles sweetly}

DAN: Dear God...

PETE: Dude! He's a natural!

DAN: A natural idiot! If she says yes, it's gonna suck for me!

ALFONZO: So?

ASHLEY: I accept. {Smiles then kisses him again}

DAN: NO!

PETE: Sh!!

ALFONZO: Sweet!

ASHLEY: {Laughs} Well, I guess I'll see ya around. Bye, Alfonzo, and thanks again.

ALFONZO: Bye!

{Ashley leaves as the scene fades out}

HAPPY CLEMENTINE'S DAY!!

Easter Eggs

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Fun Facts

• My friend Sean wished me a Happy Clementine's Day. That's where I got the title.