User:Tyrannosaurus Lex/Top10/worstsongsever

I'm going to show you what Hell sounds like.

The List

• NUMBER 10: "CHILDHOOD" by Michael Jackson

Yes, a song even I, a total Jackson fan hates. The song tries to pass itself off as sentimental, but ends up being mushy and sickening. In all honesty, this is the kind of song you would expect to hear on a Direct to video Disney film, other than an otherwise enjoyable album.

• NUMBER 9: "CHAIN REACTION" by Steps

First thing's first, I must admit, I do enjoy the original version of this song by Diana Ross. However, that rendition doesn't have the corny europop essence this one has. If anything, this version of the song is nothing but a novelty. Yucky.

• NUMBER 8: "CAN'T TOUCH DIS" by MC Hammer

From the late 90's onwards, this song proved to be a massive phenomenon. It even had a Weird Al parody. However, once the popularity started to die down, we all found the truth in what it really was. Novelty. And as we all know, Novelty is the worst kind of music. And here's a little fact for you: The main beat of this song was stolen by an earlier rock song, called "Superfreak".

• NUMBER 7: "ACHY BREAKY HEART" by Billy Ray Cyrus

As we all know, Billy Ray Cyrus is the father of teen pop singing sensation, "Miley Cyrus". In fact, nowadays that's the only thing he's known for. In the 90's however, he was a household name. Why? Because of 1 song he made. This song is filled to the brim with lyrics that repeat themselves, and a slow and sombre tune that drags on for the whole song. The worst thing however, is how it reinvented the trend of Line dancing. That, is unforgivable.

• NUMBER 6: "I'LL BE THERE FOR YOU" by The Rembrants

We all know this tune as the theme to the godawful sh*tcom "Friends", and even as a solo song it isn't any better. The tune is a horrible concoction of peppiness that makes me wanna puke. It's one of those "Get up and go" songs, but in all honesty, It makes me want to put a .357 magnum to my head and end it all.