Nearby

BASED ON A TRUE STORY

{Lemon wakes up in his bed to Cow Puncher pointing a quadruple barrel rifle at his face}

COW: Off!

'LEMON: {Thinking} How pinpoint...

COW: {Thinking} I feel so unbrave... Should I tell him I recomend vans?

LEMON: {Thinking} I love vans.

COW: I'm afraid, Lemon, you're time is up.

{Lemon springs up and kicks Cow in the face}

COW: What the parsley fruit?

{Lemon grabs the gun}

LEMON: Cow, your time is up.

{When Lemon pulls the trigger, Cow disappears}

LEMON: Huh?

{Cow roundhouse kicks lemon}

COW: I'm... nearby

{Cow steals the rifle and shoots, missing Lemon by an inch}

LEMON: Your time is up.

{Lemon sprints, hands in front of him, and reaches into Cow's chest to grab his heart. He takes it out and eats it}

COW: I'm nearby...

{Cow, before dying eats Lemon's foot off}

COW: I'm nearby...

{fade to a black screen. An unharmed Cow is there}

COW: Canadians say "Zed"

{Sound effect, a shooting star with a rainbow as it's tail with "The more you know" on top}

LEMON: {Off screen} How /b/.