User:Cow Puncher 5/a bunch of emails

COW: Email, email, email, you rule so much!

 Hey cow. You have TOO MANY emails. 

COW: Let's check,

dear kau puncer
do u liek anime
form inuyashafan2142367753552

COW: No, I prefer DELETED!

Dear Cow,
Have you ever beat the crud out of cows
From,
Hamsardude1

COW: Yes. Yes I have. ...DELETED!

Cow!
What do you do when you have a song stuck in your head?
Randomly Emailing,
T. Gerra

COW: Simple: bang your head. DELETED!

Heyb Cowb
Ib spilledb sodab onb myb keyboard.b Hasb thisb everb happenedb tob you?b
Hopingb youb canb readb this,b
Tiggerab

COW: ...DELETED!

Dear Cow, 
YOUR SYSTEM HAS BEEN INFECTED WITH THE PEEKACHEW VIRUS! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!
-Some virus guy.

{a pikachu dances on the screen}

COW: ...That's all. DELETED!

Dear Cow, 
What would everything be like if you were elected the next King of Town?
From,
DonutHead41

COW: I would drop out because it's a dumb job.

 Dear Cow,
I like popsicles, but mine
melted. Would you buy me a
new one?
Yours,
Ultrapoopaw

COW: Never!

Dear Cow,

Why did you chew off your long, furry, tail? It was gross! You gotta go stop him/her/it!

Insert witty comment here,
Chwoka

COW: I already did it, okay? So bye.

Yo Cow,
Do you have any bad habits?
Crapfully mine,
TheCheese

COW: One: I like to dance!

{a disco ball pops up and techno plays while Cow plays unfitting music dances.}

Hi Cow,
If you could have any job in the world,
what would it be?
Your comrade,
TheCheese

COW: I would like to be a dancer!

{a disco ball pops up and techno plays while Cow plays unfitting music dances.}

DEAR COW,
SPORTS ARE FUN SOMETIMES!
PLAY THEM SOME?
YOURS,
THECHEESE

COW: Yep! I do this!

{a disco ball pops up and techno plays while Cow plays unfitting music dances.}

EWW!
Those red blotches on your back look serious!
You need to go see a doc or something!
<Write whatever here>
TheCheeseyGuy

COW: I don't have any! {looks on back} Oh. Whatever.

ATTENTION!
I HAVE STOLEN YOUR UH...UNCLE REMUS!
GET HIM IN THAT BACK ALLEY AT THAT PLACE!
BRING MONEY AND BLING WORKS TOO!
COME WITHIN 1 hour and 37 minutes,
ANONY

COW: Ahh, I hated him.

Sup Cow?
I normally play video games all day,
but my electricity's out. What can I do 
when I'm bored to death in the dark?
-TheCheese

COW: Commit suicide.

 To whom it may concern,
What is the worst email you ever recieved? EVER!
Your fan probably,
TheCheese

COW: Any from YOU! Haha!

Cow,
If you caold travel anywheres in the world, where
would you go?
Your Blahdy blah,
TheBlah

COW: Back to space to see my family!

 Hey Cow,
Do you realize that there is some person that writes
your transcripts and controls your very existence?!?
-TheCheese

COW: I know, her name is Daniele. Say hi, Daniele!

DANIELE: Hey, sup TheCheese! Sup, Cow!

What's Crackin' Cow?
Have you ever played Grand Theft Auto?
My mom says it's bad.
Tell me what it's like,
TheCheese

COW: Play it yourself.

Cow,
Do you have any brothers or sisters?
Your shizzle to my nizzle,
TheCheese

COW: Every Space Spartan is my brother or sister, duuuude!

Hey Cow!
Have you ever been to this one website?
It's called clamburger.org and it's pretty weird.
Like, I don't even know ow to send an email!
From TheCheese

COW: Yes. Yes I have.

Yo Yo Cow
What was it like back in the day?
Your camaraderie,
TheCheese

COW: We-Uh-Ba- Oh, I dunno.

Hay Cow!
Isnot eet anoyin whin yu git emals liik thees?
Eet Driivs Mee Nuuts!!!!11!!
Yore Pale,
ThuCheez

COW: Yes. Yes it does. A lot.

Hey!
What do you prefer?
Paper or Plastic?
Cuz' y'know, that's like, hard, y'know!
-TheFriggin'Cheese

COW: Plastic.

Hmmm....
Do you have a phone number? I really want to call you for a date if 
you're a gal and prank call you if you're a dude.
-BrothaCheese

COW: No.

Cow,
Wat is your fave Television show that is not aired anymore?
Eating Cheese Right Now,
TheCheese

COW: I don't watch TV.

Just wondering,
What would you do if you never got any emails?
Would you make some up, or do something else?
Some funny ending involving crap,
TheCheese

COW: I would make them up.

If you could have any superpower,
what would you have?
Form
That Guy Named TheCheese

COW: None.

Hi whoever you are,
Have you ever gotten a chain letter? Ugh, so annoying.
Now forward this to 56 peeps in the next 4 minutes and your
true love will be revealed by clicking F4.
From,
Anonymous

COW: lol ok i will!!!! roflolmao

HI COW!
THIS IS STRONG MAD!
COME OVER TO MY HOUSE TO PLAY GAMES!
LOVE!
STRONG MAD!

COW: How about no!

Hey person,
Do you listen to old records?
Which is your favorite old disgusting record?
Bye,
TheCheese

COW: None! Just none!

HI!
What horrors are lurking in your attic?
It's gotta be cool up theres?
TheCheese

COW: No. No it is not.

You, Coweth, are hereby summoned to thy meetingeth
of oldeth people at thy senor centereth
Frometh,
The Old People at the Senior Centereth

COW: No. I dont want to go! Mommy!

 Cow!
When you were littler, did you ever get punished?
How were you punished?
Your homeslice,
TheCheese

COW: No, punished is considered a sin in Space Sparta.

Yo Cow!
Have you ever had a boyslashgirlfriend?
Your pally-wally,<pre>

'''COW:''' Well, Pally-wally, no I have not.

<pre>
Dear Cow,<br />
Are you a bully? If so, Do you like to bully yourself? I think you need to be bullied.<br />
<insert your favorite ending here!><br />
S-to-the-b

COW:No I do not like bullying I am pure

Dear Subscribed User,<br /><br />

We have noticed that you have not payed for your premium mebership fund. You currently owe $100,000,000,000. The last paying time was March 19th, 1989. Please send us your credit card number for immedaite <s>fining</s> consultation.<br /><br />

Thankyou,<br />
The Internet Gamers Club of America

COW: No.

Dear Cow,<br />
Have you read the King of Town's blog?<br />

Your buddy,<br />
Nodnarb

COW: No I don't know you. ...Oh wait, No I won't.

Dear Cow Puncer),
When was the last time you had an argument with yourself, and what was it about?
With lots of groan,
Einoo

COW: Einoo, aren't you dead? Well, I'm afraid I haven't. Ever.

Deer Cow,
D0 yu now teh mnuffin man?
Sincereerely,
Homestsar runer

COW: No.

Dear Cow,
Which year was the worst year of your life?
Censored-ly,
Einoo

COW: The one when I learned to DANCE!

{a disco ball pops up and techno plays while Cow plays unfitting music dances.}

Dear Cow,
De do do do, de da da da is all I want to say to you.
Ecilop

COW: ... Okay.

Dear you,
Have you ever had to take out the garbage,
And how did you manage to get out of it?
Something about crap,
Sporky

COW: Yep. I took it out back... and danced!

{a disco ball pops up and techno plays while Cow plays unfitting music dances.}

Hi Cow
Whats it like at your
place
Your Pal
Limoman

COW: Well... {moves camera around room} Happy? Also, there's... A dance studio!

{a disco ball pops up and techno plays while Cow plays unfitting music dances.}

Hello Cow
Do you know who you
are once you meet him would you'd want to see
yourself again
Forever young
Limoman

COW: I see myself all the time in the mirror! Even when I... Dance!

{a disco ball pops up and techno plays while Cow plays unfitting music dances.}

Dear Cow
I've noticed you've never seemed to get sick.
How do you stay so darn healthy?
~Limoman

COW: I punch lots of Cows, and... DANCE!

{a disco ball pops up and techno plays while Cow plays unfitting music dances.}

AGGGGGHBLBLBLBLBL.
This is the Mushroom Embassy, regretting to inform Cow 
that you have lost a red coin.
You will be fined for no reason.

-Watteson Kurinashu Toadyton Zubambe
Jonessers Grephidus Nackella Jr. the 193,394th

COW: Okay.

Say, Cow,
Would you like a cup of Joel Dawson?
NOT the person named Markie or Burnbox

COW: No, not really.