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Dedications

This book is entitled to Vindicator, a true friend.

He went his ways, and I am saddened by his loss.

Should he someday return, I can only hope he finds this and understands his importance among us.

This book is also dedicated to Bluebry(1954-2008), the twenty-xtht president, and a hell of a lot better than any other candidate.

Lastly, I'd like to take the time to apologize to everyone who I've ever gotten into long-witted going-nowhere discussions with, and/or angered in some way.

Looking back, this book touches a lot of thge topics we've all fought about.

Chapter 1:The birth

The WUW was proclamized in 2006 by Super Sam. The Users of The Homestar Runner Fanstuff Wiki(or HRFWiki), were beginning to submit things that used too many users. The rule 4.1 of their Fanstuff Guidelines clearly states: that the the fanstuff must he Homestar-Runner related. Thus it was agreed that one of the 3 hosting sites, made by specific users, were to accept it as their sub-domain:Clamburger Enterprises, MiniGameMania, or Electrokenisis. In the end, Clamburger won the battle, and therefore won the Wiki User Wiki sub-domain.

It flourished for a short time, then was taken down, and re-opened in 2007. From that point on, our story takes place.

Chapter 2:Wikihood:The Giant of all fanstuffs

User:Vindicator was one of the most memorable users, namely for Wikihood:Redux. He registered the page so nobody could remake it, just like Eric had done with Wikihood II. From this, he hatched a clever ruse to make the page the REAL fanstuff, and thus, it was born. Memorable users like Sephiroth, Znex, and Noxigar, took the reigns alongside Vindicator and aided him in this. Soon, new users interjected, and the series grew in proportion.

This show was primarily hated due to it's high amounts of unoriginality, coupled with some less-than-curious jokes, and plenty of plot holes. This juggernaut of the WUW still stands, in peak condition, ready to strike back at any time it needs. It was primarily halted due to the Creation of Wikihood III, which still has since been cancelled, only at 6 episodes compared to Redux's 35.

Vindicator didn't like this series because he, the creator, couldn't keep up with the events. He also said it " was full of cliches, Combine and Bonus Stage references." Which apparently he didn't like.

The reason I bring this up is because it IS the prime example of any good fanstuff. It has a Rise, A Climax, A Peak, and a Fall. It'll be remembered afterwards, owever, for as long as anybody who even looked that the page remembered.

Chapter 3:The Ryan Bluefox Debate

Oh yes, I went there. Ryan bluefox is undoubtedly one of the best users around. Everyone loves him, his love for megaman, his free will, but he himself tought he was underestimated, because he was an anthromorphic Fox, with companions such as a Dongrel with Smexy Hair, a robotic Maniacal fox, One undead Wolf warrior, A falcon, Sonic the Hedgehog, 5 and a half pokemon, 3 neopets, Wolf the Star Fox Character, and an amount of humans so miniscule it couldn't crush a cell if it tried.

Still, he wasn't hated for it on there. No, no. He thought he was hated by everyone else in the internet community. Namely YouTube. But he wasn't and he got over it with ease.

But his characters DO share some Quirky Quarks. I mean, is it just coincidence that Foxx looks like The Fox in Sox , is the same species, fur color, AND foot color? I think not. And Pter-How smexy is TOO smexy? His hair can be as sheeny and blond as it wants, but I'm on to him.

But we look beyond these simple deficiencies and always see, Ryan Bluefox, a true WUW maverick, and a true symbol of what the old days were.

Chapter 4:Sexuality

NO

Chapter 5:Grim Unoriginality

Some users on the WUW like to use their own characters, some use influencial media. This alone has caused it's own conflict, as many users have warred on this for a day or so.

Of course 'Grim Unoriginality' isn't rare on here, Case in point:Green Grass. But some people find it so controversial to use media-influenced characters like Shadow the Hedgehog. I don't find using such people a bad thing, maybe they're just losers, or hypocrites.


Many may only think I'm on the side I'm on because I'M unoriginal. But there's more to it than that, there's intellectual freedon in all of this! If we limit such things, then we're no better than, by god, we're no better than a terrorist!

THAT is why the Unoriginality debate not only lasted a day, but is hardly remembered, because nobody cares.

Chapter 6:The chapter that talks about memes

Mr. Hedgehog, Well, Rick Rolls, Doggie, when somebody can tell me what they all have in common, I'll write this chapter in detail.

Chapter 7:Vindicator:How much is too little?

Vindicator, the most famous, and greatest user ever, left. In cold blood. what's up with that?

But then he came back, so this chapter is null and void.

Chapter 8:HI MY NAMS NOID I LIEK TO PAWTY

The Noid, best known as SkullB's crazy Black reverend, is the coolest guy around.

Best noted by his famous show, NOID REVIEW TIME, Noid is one cool cat.

So don't nobody be hating on him, because he will bust a cap on yo' ass.

Chapter 9:Skullbuggy:A Great American Lauger

Ah, america. It's as american as apple pie. Bluebry(see chapter 10) is big on this nation, but the man who's truly the most patriotic is Skullbuggy.

Skullbuggy came over from the Fanstuff wiki originally as Zippy The Platypus, and came with a new series, among old ones. He kept the series running for about 52 episodes, then decided to cancel it. I can't explain in how many ways this was bad. For one thing, he could've taken inspiration and general ideas from other users, and it's not like it was hard to manage.

But he himself is a great guy. He is always the one to prove somebody wrong, and them try to cheer them up to a degree. Sure, he has made some conflicting thoughts and edits, but all in all, he's a great guy. If he wasn't, he probably wouldn't be in this book. At all.

Chapter 10:Bluebry

Bluebry is an all-american monster, and he likes to be clever and hilarious. 10 out of 10 Doctors approve of Bluebry, and he is low in calories. He's funny, he's smart, he doesn't think twice before he says something because he knows it'll stick.

Bluebry is what we should all aspire to be someday. Though some of his outlooks may be misguided, and his behavior just as odd, he really is too good for you or anybody else's words. He's a prime example of what we want to see out of this productive community.

Chapter 11:The end minus 1

Allow me to quote something from Bell's Userpage, and bold certain and important things:

You guys say that people are acting like children. Okay, they ARE acting like children, but YOU GUYS ARE TOO. Jesus, just a few people disagree with what you're doing, and you go up a level in emo-ness. Hey, if you don't like how people are acting, IGNORE IT. Don't leave. It makes you as stupid as everyone else on this piece of crap I call a home on the internet.

If YOU think this Wiki is falling apart, you RUN? Way to stay and fight for your country wiki. Next time, don't run, stare this problem in the face, and edit the sandbox to say:

"Hey, I'm a strong-willed user, and I have the balls to come out here and do something about this."

That alone should give you enough confidence to rip the shell off of a turtle. And trust me, that gets you a long way on the internet, seeing as how more than 70% of people who commonly use the internet can't lift that frilly pink sweater their grandmother knitted for them last christmas.

I actually kind of want a sweater from one of my grandmothers. I've just envoked the worst wrath possible: My own. The next chapter will now turn into a chapter about frilly sweaters.

But before we begin talking about that, let me take the time to say that after that rediculous chapter, you'll have passed through to the end, the part with some opinions, instead of this crap.

Chapter 12:Sweaters

I want a sweater for christmas this year. I should ask my grandmother for a sweater, one that's red, with a little christmas tree, or a gingerbread man on it. I'd even take a simple candy cane.


Chapter 13:Almost!

Thanks for actually taking the time to readskim through scroll down to the bottom of the page to read thie entire thing. I could only wish that this book affected somebody in some way, but we all know that will never happen, because.

That's everything this "book" has to offer. I guess you'll have to wait for something interesting to pop up.

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