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Overview

The Beginning of the Beginning of the End

Episode 2: Meet the Creature

The forests of Saskatchewan are never safe, especially from the hairy creature that prowls within.

CAST: {in order of appearance} Yetifoot, Hiker 1, Hiker 2, a bear, Doctor

PLACES: Forested Area, Hospital

Transcript

{Open: a forest, at night. The full moon casts its rays upon the treetops, illuminating the horizon with a layer of light. Within the forest, however, it is pitch black. A pair of eyes can be seen darting around the forest, and grunting can be heard as bushes rustle and twigs snap. Suddenly, a beam of light shines from offscreen. The twigs and bushes stop making noise as the eyes disappear into the darkness. It turns out that some hikers are walking through the forest.}

HIKER 1: Wow... the forests are pretty creepy, eh?

HIKER 2: Yeah, it's pretty spooky. I swear, man, I heard something in there earlier!

{The first hiker pushes the second one playfully.}

HIKER 1: Come on, stop it! {Pause.} Th-that's... a joke, right? Heh...

HIKER 2: Nah, man, I'm serious! I heard sticks breakin' and everything!

HIKER 1: ... Y-you think... maybe it's that experiment?

HIKER 2: ... What?

HIKER 1: Didn't you know? They had experiments over here and a creature got out!

HIKER 2: ... Shut up!

HIKER 1: No, really! They call it... Yetifoot.

HIKER 2: I swear, if it is here, I'd... I'd freak, man.

???: Really?

{Suddenly, a massive, white-haired creature jumps from the bushes and pins the second hiker to the ground.}

YETIFOOT: Gwoof!

HIKER 2: Oh God, oh God, oh God... wh-wh-wh-who are you?

YETIFOOT: Waugha bloogh! Waugha waugha!

{The first hiker starts to sneak up behind Yetifoot and brandishes his flashlight. As he attempts to strike Yetifoot, he is suddenly launched backwards and into a nearby bear.}

HIKER 1: AAAAUGH! What the {censored}?!

BEAR: waaaah

{The hiker starts to run off.}

HIKER 2: Dude! Dude! Help me! Help meeeee!

YETIFOOT: Maah!

{Yetifoot picks up the second hiker by the collar and tosses him into the sky. The hiker soars for a good half a minute and lands in a lake. Yetifoot chuckles and walks off.}

HIKER 2: {offscreen} What... what was that?!

{Fade to black.}

{Fade into a hospital bed. A doctor is examining the hikers.}

DOCTOR: And just what happened to you two boys? You look like you've been beat up pretty badly!

HIKER 1: You have... you have no idea...

HIKER 2: It was... big was... white.

DOCTOR: ... Excuse me? What's this aboot, anyhow?

HIKER 2: A Yetifoot... attacked us! Threw me into a lake!

HIKER 1: Tossed me into a bear!

{Pan over to show a bear in a cot.}

BEAR: maaaah

HIKER 2: It's... so strong! So so so strong, sir!

DOCTOR: ... Boys, did you eat any berries in there? Maybe made you hallucinate?

HIKER 1: What? N-n-no!

DOCTOR: I'm going to have to ask you to pee in a cup for me, boys. {turns to the second hiker} You first!

HIKER 2: But I-

HIKER 1: Just do it...

{The second hiker shrugs and walks to the bathroom. He walks into a stall, unzips his pants, does his business, and exits the stall. Something catches his eye on the way out, however -- out of the corner of his eye, outside of the window, he spies Yetifoot. Yetifoot waves as the hiker screams and drops the cup of pee. He runs screaming as the cup hits the ground, spilling its contents.}

{Fade to black.}