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IVAN DRAGO MEETS CAPTAIN AMERICA

Badstar as Ivan Drago
The Noid as Captain America

{fade in: a lemonade stand. Ivan Drago walks up and sits at the seat, and puts up a sign reading "OPEN"}

IVAN DRAGO: Today is a day to win great cash for Russia.

{Captain America walks by, and stops at the stand.}

IVAN DRAGO: Hello, good sir, would you like to buy some lemon aid?

CAPTAIN AMERICA: Sure, kid. {puts a quarter on the table}

{Ivan gives Captain America a glass of lemonade from under the table}

IVAN DRAGO: Thank you for helping support Russia.

{Captain America spits out his lemonade}

IVAN DRAGO: Too sour?

CAPTAIN AMERICA: RUSKIES?!

IVAN DRAGO: What is wrong with the great Russia?

CAPTAIN AMERICA: Well, for one thing, you have a Godless economic system...

IVAN DRAGO: Like America is any better! You people think you are better then us! You think we are weak. But we are not. It is you who is weak!

CAPTAIN AMERICA: I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of us landing on the moon.

IVAN DRAGO: Well, in Russia, we- ...

{Long moment of silence}

IVAN DRAGO: ... It is you who is weak!

CAPTAIN AMERICA: Listen, Reddie. I don't want to embarass your awful, winter-plagued coutnry any more. Now get along.

IVAN DRAGO: ...I must break you... with lemonade sales!