MEGAMON SUX

PART WON

HEY DR LIGHT WHATS GOIN ON

DR LIGHT: MEGA MAN WERE IN TROUBLE

OH GOD WHAT IS IT NOW

DR LIGHT: A MYSTERIOUS MAN NAMED MISTER X STOLE SOME ROBOTS

WHY SHOULD I CARE

DR LIGHT: HES USING THEM FOR EVIL

OH GOD REALLY

DR LIGHT: WOULD MY MASSIVE BEARD LIE TO YOU

IT NEVER HAS BEFORE

DR LIGHT: THEN GET YOUR ASS OUT THERE AND SAVE THE WORLD AGAIN

FINE DAMNIT

LATER THAT DAY AT THE ROBOT CONVENTION

WHY HELLO THERE MEGA MAN

ALRIGHT CUT THE CRAP

ARE YOU DR WILY OR NOT

MY BOY YOU ARE MISTAKEN

I AM MISTER X

YOU ARE DR WILY ARENT YOU

NO

OKAY FINE YOURE MISTER X

NOW WHAT ARE YOU DOING

IT IS SIMPLE MEGA MAN

I WILL USE THESE ROBOTS

TO CONTROL THE WORLD

THATS IT

THATS WHAT YOURE DOING

THATS STUPID

OH COME ON

WILL YOU AT LEAST FIGHT THE ROBOTS

DAMNIT FINE

ILL FIGHT YOUR ROBOTS

BUAHAHAHA

YOU WILL PAY FOR MESSING WITH MISTER X

OH SHUT UP

END PART WON

PART TOO

ALRIGHT WHO IS THE FIRST ONE

TOMAHAWK MAN EH

WHAT THE HELL IS A TOMAHAWK

WHATEVER IM IN THE WILD WEST

LETS DO THIS

ONE WILD WEST-STYLE HOOTENANNY OF A LEVEL LATER

ALRIGHT COME ON OUT TOMAHAWK MAN

WELL WELL IF IT ISNT WHITE MAN

COME TO TAKE MY LAND HUH

WHEN DID I SAY THAT

ILL SMOKE YOU LIKE A PEACE PIPE

BRING IT ON

MEGA MAN SHOT HIM

OH GOD I AM IN HEAP BIG PAIN

COOL WHAT WEAPON DO I GET

YOU GET SILVER TOMAHAWK

SO BASICALLY

IM THROWING A HATCHET AT THINGS

PRETTY SWEET

NOW TO DEFEAT ANOTHER ONE

LETS GO TO JAPAN

OH COOL ITS JAPAN

LAND OF PINK TREES

RISING SUNS

AND BEARS THAT SHOOT BALLS

AND SAMURAI ON FROGS

THIS ACTUALLY KINDA SUCKS

MEGAMAN WA DAICHI

ALRIGHT WHOS NEXT

KONNICHI WA ROKU-SAN

EXCUSE ME ARE YOU NORWEGIAN

WATASHI WA YAMATO MAN

AND THIS IS MY SUPIAA

DID YOU SAY SPEAR

YOU HAVE A STUPID ACCENT

MEGA MAN BURIED THE HATCHET IN YAMATO MANS FACE

GOMEN NA SAI ROKU-SAN

TOO LATE FOR THAT

OKAY WHAT DO I GET

YOU GET YAMATO SPEAR

I GOT A BROKEN SPEAR

IS THIS COOL OR NOT

END PART TOO

PART FREE

LETS DO THIS

NEXT UP IS KNIGHT MAN

HE LOOKS QUITE POWERFUL

HERES HOPING FOR THE BEST

ONE TREK THROUGH A CASTLE LATER

SHOW YOURSELF KNIGHT MAN

YOU SHALL GO NO FURTHER CHAP

WHAT

IM QUITE SORRY OLD BEAN BUT I MUST CRUSH YOUR BRAINS

THAT SOUNDS PAINFUL

OH QUITE

THIS MIGHT SUCK

SPEAR'D!

THERE IS A SPEAR UP ME BUM

EWWW

WHATEVER WEAPON GET

YOU GET KNIGHT CRUSH

OH SWEET A MACE

LETS KICK SOME ASS

TO GREECE WE GO

I AM IN GREECE NOW

LETS GET GYROS AND FETA CHEESE

AND ALSO DEFY THE LAWS OF PHYSICS

GO PLAY THE GAME YOU PASTY NERD

AT THE BOSS ROOM

HELLO MEGA MAN

AAAH JESUS WHAT THE HELL

WHATS THE PROBLEM

I DONT KNOW

MAYBE ITS THE HORSE LEGS

DONT MAKE FUN OF ME BECAUSE IM DIFFERENT

I NEED TO KILL YOU

And lo, did Mega Man crush the windpipe of Centaur Man, using naught but the Knight Crush bequeathed to him by Knight Man. And lo, did Mega Man succeed in his endeavor, and he did rejoice. - Cut Man I 9:30

OH THANK GOD ITS DEAD

IM GONNA LOOT ITS CORPSE

YOU GET CENTAUR FLASH

WHAT THE HELL IS A CENTAUR FLASH

I THOUGHT ID GET HORSE LEGS

WHATEVER MANG

I DONT NEED THIS

IM GOING TO ROME

END PART FREE

PART FORE

<@MEGAMONROX> hey guys
<@roll2l> hey mega ^_^
<@DarkProto> hey megaman
<@PumpUpDaBass> Oh god, who invited this dweeb?
<@MEGAMONROX> oh god shut up bass
<@MEGAMONROX> listen guys i need some help
<@MEGAMONROX> im fighting this guy with beads on his head
<@MEGAMONROX> hes shooting wind at me and crushing me
<@DarkProto> do a barrel roll lol
<@MEGAMONROX> PROTO YOUR NOT HELPING
<@roll2k> i can help, mega!
<@MEGAMONROX> i need help right now
<@roll2k> try using yamato spear!
<@MEGAMONROX> okay doing that
<@PumpUpDaBass> I hope he dies.
<@roll2k> bass, stop it! >_<
<@PumpUpDaBass> Really, I mean it.
<@DarkProto> i wonder if hes firin his lazer lol
<@PumpUpDaBass> Keep using those memes and I'll kick you, Proto.
<@MEGAMONROX> IT DIDNT WORK
<@MEGAMONROX> IT BOUNCED OFF
<@roll2k> sorry, mega ^.^;
<@MEGAMONROX> HOW DO I KILL IT
<@DarkProto> lol how about you shoop da whoop
@DarkProto was kicked from #megachat ("I told you, Proto.")
<@MEGAMONROX> SO CAN YOU HELP ME OR NOT
<@roll2k> well, what weapons do you have
<@MEGAMONROX> i have silver tomahawk, knight crush, yamato spear and centaur flash
<@PumpUpDaBass> Use that last one, why not?
<@MEGAMONROX> WHY NOT
<@MEGAMONROX> IT SUCKS THATS WHY
<@PumpUpDaBass> Just use it, Mega.
<@MEGAMONROX> FINE
DarkProto has joined #megachat
<@PumpUpDaBass> Proto, go away.
<@DarkProto> lol nothing can keep me down
<@DarkProto> lol
<@PumpUpDaBass> Can you at least be serious?
<@DarkProto> the internet is SERIOUS BUSINESS lulz
<@PumpUpDaBass> Shut up.
<@roll2k> it is getting annoying -_-;
<@DarkProto> lulz you guys dont know anything
<@DarkProto> you just dont get my sense of hu
DarkProto has left #megachat ("congenital heart defect lulz")
<@PumpUpDaBass> ...
<@roll2k> ...
<@PumpUpDaBass> ... yikes.
<@roll2k> is he dead?
<@PumpUpDaBass> I think so...
<@roll2k> ;~;
<@MEGAMONROX> OH HOLY CRAP IT WORKED
<@MEGAMONROX> HES DEAD
<@PumpUpDaBass> Mega!
<@MEGAMONROX> what
<@roll2k> ;~;
<@MEGAMONROX> what happened
MEGAMONROX was kicked from #megachat ("you insensitive jerk")

END PART FORE

PART FIFE

OKAY WHERE TO NEXT

OH BOY SAUDI ARABIA I CAN'T WAIT

AND MEGA MAN WENT TO SAUDI ARABIA

SO IS IT JUST SAND OR WHAT

OH WAIT NO I THINK I SAW A CAMEL

DUDE THIS PLACE BLOWS

MY NAME IS FLAME MAN AND I'M HERE TO SET THE PLACE ON FIRE!!!!!!

HEY NO THAT'S NOT A GOOD IDEA

WHY IS THAT MEGA-COWARD

WE ARE SURROUNDED BY HIGHLY FLAMMABLE OIL

DO I LOOK LIKE I GIVE A CRAP

NOT REALLY

I SHALL SET YOU ABL

FLAME MAN EXPLODED BECAUSE HE DID NOT FOLLOW PROPER FIRE SAFETY

SEYMOUR SMOKE WOULD BE PISSED

YOU GET FLAME BLAST

THIS SOUNDS COOL MAN LET ME TRY IT OUT

poot

WELL THAT'S DISAPPOINTING

TO SWITZERLAND WE GO

GO WE SWITERLAND TO

GOT DANG IT'S COLD HERE

I'M GOING TO GUESS THAT THE BOSS HERE IS ICE-THEMED

WE'LL SEE IF I'M RIGHT!!!!

A BLIZZARD MAN APPEARS!

WOOSH I'M BLIZZARD MAN

YOU LOOK LIKE A WHITE TURD ON SKIS

NO I DONT SHUT UP

COME ON GIVE ME YOUR BEST SHOT I CAN TAKE YOU ON

YOU'LL BE SORRY

SPOILER: MEGA MAN WAS NOT SORRY

AUUUUUUUGH SKI POLES DO NOT GO THERE

THEY DO NOW

END PART FIFE