The Amazing Strong Intelligent Does Stuff Show!/16

Du-diddly-duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh!

Transcript

{Open to a top-down view of SI's house as "Reboot" plays. The camera zooms in with gathering speed until it cuts to several scenes of the characters in season one, before cutting to the logo and then zooming in on the "O" in "strong" and showing a blank screen. Cut to Jontof, Hiccup and SI all watching TV}

JONTOF: You guys know what's on?

HICCUP: No.

STRONG INTELLIGENT: {Simoultaniously} Nope.

JONTOF: 'Kay.

{Hiccup pulls out a comic book}

JONTOF: Can I see?

HICCUP: No.

JONTOF: Fine. I'll watch the TV show of...

{Zoom in on the front cover of the comic, showing a man with a lemon coming out of his nose, wearing yellow tights and shirt, with a green mask. He is jumping. Next to him, a small child with the same outfit of the other man only red is standing with his hnds on his hips. He has some blackberries in his pockets. At the top it says "The Adventures of Citrus Man and Berry Boy! #109 :The Apple Emerges!}

NARRATOR: LEMON MAN AAAAAAAND BERRY BOOOOOOOOOOOY!

{Cut to an animated version of the two, walking through a street}

BERRY BOY: Citrus Man, I heard The Apple is in town!

CITRUS MAN: Slithering Citrus! This cannot be true!

BERRY BOY: But it is!

{Citrus Man's mask zooms in on the screen, with the accompyining trumpet music. This transitions to Citrus Man and Berry Boy in an alleyway}

BERRY BOY: Somber strawberries! There he is!

{Citrus Man gasps, and naked Man who is half-green, half red appears, his genetalia is covered by a black bar. This man is The Apple}

THE APPLE: Hello, rotten fruits! I half expected you to be here! Now, I shall diminish half of you! an {The Apple picks up Berry Boy, and runs off. Citrus Man runs after him. Cut to them over a volcano}

THE APPLE: Say half goodbye to your half brained boy!

CITRUS MAN: You wont get away with this!

BERRY BOY: Prepostrous pineapples! An action scene!

CITRUS MAN: Eat lemons!

{The word "POW!" flashes on the screen, then cutting to The Apple with his teeth flying out, as a lemon is hitting him in the face. In the background, Citrus Man is having a nosebleed, but the blood has lemon juice in it. Cut back to The Apple facing Citrus Man}

THE APPLE: You can't do this! I know your one true weakness!

CITRUS MAN: No! It can't be!

THE APPLE: Yes! Household Annomia! Worth exactly PH 11, nuetralising your Citric Acid worth PH 4! ...And a half!

BERRY BOY: {Offscreen} No! I shall save you!

{Berry Boy jumps on screen, holding a cherry stone. He throws it at the apple, who falls off the volcano and into the lava}

CITRUS MAN: Thanks, Berry. But I can't help thinking...HE MAY BE BACK!

{As music blares, cut back to SI Hiccup and Jontof watching TV. Hiccup has a disgusted look on her face}

HICCUP: That didn't follow the comics...at all. Berry Boy was a bad idea, too. This sucks.

JONTOF: Wrong. It's awesome. It had the right amount of action and stuff.

{After four seconds, crickets begin to chirp.}

STRONG INTELLIGENT: Punchline.

{End}

Fun Facts

• This thing is mostly a parody of Batman.
  • Berry Boy's mannerisms and Hiccup's comment about him are parodies of Robin.
  • The Apple is a parody of Two-Face. (And partially the dude from The Watchmen)
  • Citrus Man's last comment refers to how villians carry on coming back, despite their death.