(even if you aren't vegan)
Wiki TV/JCM
{Two men are walking in the woods.}
MAN 1: Yes! I'm going to finally find Bigfoot! I'll be a millionaire!
MAN 2: I still think you're off your meds.
MAN 1: When I'm done with this, I won't need meds! I'll be rich enough to find a cure!
{Man 1 takes out a camera.}
MAN 2: Are you sure it's not just a bear? The footprint was the same exact shape.
MAN 1: But it was twice as big as an adult bear's!
MAN 2: So is your ego. That doesn't make either any less normal.
{A roar is heard.}
MAN 2: My God! Get us out of here!
MAN 1: Are you insane? That's the roar of Bigfoot!
MAN 2: Did you ever consider that Bigfoot or whatever creature that is could potentially kill us?
{Man 1 thinks for a moment.}
MAN 1: No...
{The roaring gets louder.}
MAN 2: Then you better consider it now because I'm out of here, even if I have to leave without you!
MAN 1: But I can't stay here by myself! I'm afraid of the dark and you know it!
MAN 2: Make a fire!
{Suddenly, a roar comes from a bush 5 feet away from the men. They both scream until the creature jumps out.}
MAN 2: Oh, you're freaking kidding me. It was just a bear cub.
MAN 1: With gigantic feet! I knew it!
{Man 2 looks at Man 1 angrily and runs offscreen.}
MAN 1: {pets cub} Hi there, moneymaker.
{The cub makes a large roar and eats Man 1 alive.}
MAN 1: {in cub's stomach} Help! It's dark in here!
I've heard it before. 
Miss Peach
The joke is kind of lame, but I know you're pretty good at writing, so I'll let you redo. Try to expand your ideas into a full-on sketch instead of just a transcribed one-liner, like Badstar did in his tryout. — ChwokaTalk
