(even if you aren't vegan)
Wiki TV/Raiku
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{The world is ending in 5 minutes. Three men are deciding what to do. A man finds a genie lamp}
GENIE: I will grant each one wish.
MAN 1: I want to be safe. {the genie sends him to a safe house.}
MAN 2: I do too. {the genie sends him to a safe house too.}
MAN 3: I'm lonely. I want my friends back! {the genie brings them back}
MAN 1 & 2: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- {explosion}