Interview With A User/Sephiroth

Interview with Sephiroth

1. Do you ever abuse your mods powers? If so, how?

Sometimes. I used to have block wars with other mods. One infamous example was the Bluebry-Scythe feud. I was on Bluebry's side.

2. Do you take pleasure in your modding duties?

All the time.

3. What's your favorite gaming system?

Playstation 2.

4. How many pages do you think you delete a day?

About 1-4. Not many.

5. Pepsi or Coke?

Pepsi.

6. What's the most awkward thing you ever done?

Damn.. Where to start? ....Well, I once nearly started a war on accident about steryotypes..

7. Red or Blue?

Both. Red and Blue are like Ebony and Ivory. Working together in harmony.

8. Your opinion on Doggie?

I used to despise him, but I grew towards him, and now I can't stop liking him.

9. What's your favourite game genre?

Platformer or RPG.

10. Is the power trip really worth it?

Hmm?

11. Do you still edit regularly?

Hell yeah.

12. Do you touch yourself at night?

Nope. Why are you asking? Do you?

13. Funniest fanstuff from user?

Probably one of the random things Dinoshaur has made.

14. What is your favorite video game?

Eee..... So many... Yeah, It's probably Ratchet and Clank 3.

15. Why do birds suddenly appear...?

Every time you are near? Just like me, they long to be. Close to you.

16. What's your opinion on Kitty?

Neutral.

17. Do you have a life?

Yes I do. 3 in fact. 1 is my normal life, 2 is my internet life, and 3? If I told you, I would have to kill you.

18. Are all of the moderators robots, or just the ones that edit a lot?

Shh... Keep the secret.

19. What's a good movie to watch?

Goldfinger.

20. Cheese or Pie?

Cheese.

21. Why are The Beatles better than Michael Jackson? 4 outnumber 1. Plus, the Beatles are bigger than jesus.

22. Do real men wear pink?

Some do.

23. What type of music do you listen to?

Rock.

24. Do your personal feelings get in the way of moderations?

Sometimes. I try to repress my feelings on the wiki.

25. Why are all your reviews so small and unhelpful?

Because I neglect them next to my rants.

26. Who's the craziest user?

Homfrog. In a good way.

27. Why are all of Homsar's notes so random?

Homsar is the only normal one. Have you ever thought that the others are the random ones?

28. Why is this question so awesome?

Because it is being asked to me.

29. What are your views on the shredded cheese laws?

No idea.

30. O RLY?

Orly is a commune in the southern suburbs of Paris, France. It is located 12.7 km (7.9 miles) from the center of Paris.

31. Do you have any pets?

Used to have a dog, who died of doggie cancer. ;_;

32. All things that end with a question mark are questions?

Not all, but some.

33. This is a question?

This is an answer?

34. What are your views on "hustle and bustle"?

The cities are big.

35. Favorite movie?

Star Wars V, Goldfinger, or Dark Knight.

36. What's your favorite tv show?

South Park.

37. Did you originally come from Homestar Runner Fanstuff Wiki?

Yep.

38. Are you too hot to handle?

I'm blazing, baby.

39. Well: Yay or Nay?

Nyay. As in, it's good, but only when not overused.

40. The one thing missing on the WUW?

People who agree with me.

41. The one thing the WUW has too much of?

Crappy fanstuff.

42. How many users (roughly) do you think would make great/good moderators?

I know a few. No exact number. Hell, I'm actually surprised I'm still one.

43. Do you sometimes wish you could put on a cape, monocle and tophat and prance around in the shadows, fighting crime and looking damn good while you do it?

How would you know I don't?

44. In the above scenario, wouldn't it be cool for you to use razor-sharp waffles as a throwing weapon?

Nah. It's all about the pancake bombs.

45. Do you like Snickers?

Yeah.

46. Do you Heroes?

....A bit.

47. Favorite Michael Jackson song?

BILLIE JEAN IS NOT MY LOVER, SHE'S JUST A GIRL, THINKS THAT I AM THE ONE! BUT THE KID IS NOT MY SON!

48. Why is the United Nations so worthless?

How the hell would I know?

49. What makes a moderator decide he has the right to accuse innocent users of trolling when they aren't?

He's the fashion man. The dapper dan.

50. Where does Super Sam get his hair cut?

Dunno.

51. Why did Jack Warner have Marni Nixon dub Audrey Hepburn's singing voice in My Fair Lady, despite the fact that Audrey's singing was perfect, she took singing classes, and sang perfectly in Funny Face years earlier?

Because Jack Warner wanted to repress Hepburn's true talent!

52. Why is any opinion of the holocaust or using the holocaust as an example, sometimes in a humorous way, considered offensive?

Because many people died that day, and we still mourn the deaths of those innocent people, being crushed by the iron fist of Adolf Hitler. Never forget.

53. What is love?

Baby don't hurt me, no more!

54. Which fabric do you prefer for socks; cotton or wool or maybe that synthetic stuff?

Cotton.

55. Since becoming a mod, how many autographs have you given out?

Quite a few.

56. If you could go back in time and change one thing, what would it be?

Prevent the shooting of John Lennon.

57. Favorite TV show?

You just asked that.

58. Favorite band?

Beatles.

59. Tastes great, or less filling?

Tastes great.

60. Do you know the way to Mexico?

Take a turn south from Alberquerque.

61. Who put the bop in the bop-she-bop?

Rockin' Robin.

62. Do you live in the United States? If not, where do you live?

England!

63. Male/female?

Lemme check...... Yep, I'm male.

64. High school, college, job, retired, or prison- what are you doing?

High School.

65. Favorite user?

Either Chaos or Vindi. Nebs, Bell, and Badstar are cool too.

66. What is the worst/best part about the job?

You mean my modship? Worst? Being accused of mod abuse. Best? Doing mod abuse.

67. Do you like Final Fanasty?

Why do you think I called myself Sephiroth.

68. Why has no one heard of you?

Because I am the shadow at the moon at night, filling your dreams to the brim with fright!

69. What is one thing that no one knows about you?

I'm also a fan of classical music.

70. What is the kindest thing you've done all year?

Well, this year... I managed to get you and JCM unbanned.

71. What should Heroes be called?

Z-Men.

72. Why did you agree to this interview? Raiku forced you with a gun right?

Oh please, he'll end up shooting himself.

73. What are the main symptoms of cystic fibrosis?

Cystic Fibrosis (also known as CF, mucovoidosis, or mucoviscidosis) is a hereditary disease affecting the exocrine (mucus) glands of the lungs, liver, pancreas, and intestines, causing progressive disability due to multisystem failure. Thank you Wikipedia.

74. Sexuality?

Straight.

75. What's your opinion on Raiku?

Annoying sometimes, but he does have moments where he does how coolness.

76. How popular are you among the Moderators?

Pretty popular. I get to sit in the cool seat.

77. Unilingual, bilingual, or multilingual? If you were offered a spot as a sysop would you take it?

Multilingual. And Sysop? Sure.

78. Where do you live?

England.

79. Do you still play older video games?

Yeah. I've got a huge file of emulation.

80. When did you first want to become a mod? Dunno. I just woke up one morning and noticed I had became a mod. It was quite a pleasant surprise.

81. What do you enjoy most/least about the WUW?

Most: Quite Friendly. Least: Quite N00Bish.

82. How many languages do you speak? Fluent in English, can handle a small conversation in French, and I can speak a bit of Spanish. I know a few words of Japanese.

83. Seen any good films lately?

Plenty.

84. What do you think of the current administration in the White House?

Obama seems to be doing alright.

85. Popular music today - yay or nay?

Hell no!

86. You are alone in a cold, cold night, you look out of the window and you see zombies invading the town and aliens are approaching Earth. In your possession you have a knife, a towel and a teddy bear. What do you do?

Put on my red jacket and dance with the zombies.

87. What is your view on pants?

They are very comfortable, and very useful.