(even if you aren't vegan)
Wiki TV/Zoo977
{cuts to a counter. a child is here, with a big mixing bowl. a bag of flour and a few spices are around the bowl he is working in. a girl walks in}
GIRL: What are you doing?
BOY: I'm baking mom and dad a welcome back batch of cookies.
GIRL: It's our babysitter that likes cookies, no-
BOY: They obviously love them.
GIRL: Everyday, after you bake them, the whole tray is found in the trash.
BOY: That's because of the dog's magical powers.
GIRL: We gon't even have a pet!
BOY: It's that little grown thing that runs around outside.
GIRL: Rabod squirrels are wild animals.
BOY: It's a dog!
GIRL: Just pass the bird seed. I need to refill the bird feeder.
BOY: One second. {walks offscreen}
GIRL: The bird seed is right there!
BOY: {offscereen} Catch! {a weedwhacker flies onscreen, and hits th girl on the head, knocking her down. she gest up, angered. the boy walks back onscreen}
GIRL: {yelling at the cieling} What did I do to deserve this brother‽
BOY: You're welcome! Now help me bring the batter inside. the twelveteen boxes of nails made it heavy.
{cuts to inside an office. there is a computer, and two desk calanders. there is a printer, a scanner, and a fish tank. the two walk in, holding the bowl}
GIRL: There to we bake it?
{the boy pours the batter into the fish tank}
BOY: {turning a dial on the tank} One second. {Walks offscreen.}
{cuts to a dining room. there are six chairs surrouding a table, which has a glass of fruit punch on it. the boy walks in, grabs it, and walks back into the office. the water is red, and all the fish are at the top of the tank. the plants are black}
BOY: What did you do?
GIRL: You just turned up the fish tank temprature extrobinently high!
BOY: Extrobinently isn't even a word! {sighs} Why do I have such an idiotic sister?
GIRL: {takes the glass of fruit punch, throws it at the boys face} This is why I spend most of my time in my room.
BOY: Speaking of which, your bedroom door is in the batter.
{the girl walks offscreen}
BOY: Well, the main support beam didn't work!
GIRL: Wh-
{a significant crash is heard}
BOY: That one.
It's good, aside from quite a few spelling mistakes. Keep it up - you're hired. — ChwokaTalk