The gang in the grave/2

Transcript

{cuts to the pool. the clock reads three AM. Lewis is here, filling the pool with water through a hose}

LEWIS: Why did the paint have to replace the pool water?

{strong dumb walks in}

LEWIS: What do you want?

STRONG DUMB: CAND!

LEWIS: Um... what?

STRONG DUMB: I CAN HAVE CAND?!

LEWIS: Sure. {hands strong dumb a can of alphabet soup} All of the noodles are D's. Now, what did you want?

{Strong Dumb eats the can.}

STRONG DUMB: THAT NO CAND! CAND...CAND....CANDY

{lewis looks at strong dumb for a few moments. He then takes the hose, and drenches him}

STRONG DUMB: {Startled} GAAH, GAH, GAAAAAAAAAH!

LEWIS: I'm gonna go make usage of the hotels breakfast buffet. {pronounces it with the t, leaves. he throws the hose behind him. it lands on the floor in front of strong dumb.}

{Strong Dumb picks up the hose and begins laughing. He runs off. Cut to Andy, Mandy, Zachary, Pablo and Spot. they are surrounding a board wiht four rows and a piece on the start of each row. zachary draws a card}

ZACHARY: Mandy starts. {reading the card} Name four vegetables beginning with P.

MANDY: Pickle, pepper, pea, pun- punkee, pi- BLARG! {slowly, a bit distressed} Pickle, pepper, pea, pumpkin.

ZACHARY: Good! {moves up one piece in front of mandy, draws a card} Andy, name an african animal.

ANDY: Kangaroo!

ZACHARY: No! {moves back andys piece. draws another card}

ANDY: Hold on. I was at start!

ZAHCARY: And you'll have to get back to it.

PABLO: What happens when you move to the edge in pacman?

ZACHARY: You go to the opposite side!

{pablo moves andys piece to the opposite end of the board}

ANDY: I win!

SPOT: No you didn't!

{Turns around and takes a pencil from hammerspace and writes something}

SPOT: How do you divide by zero?

ANDY: If you divide by two, you split something into two even parts. If you divide something by one, you would split it into one part. So, what would you do to divide by zero?

SPOT: Hey y'know, why don't you ask Pablo for something called...Nintendo PortoFalcon

ANDY: I already bought one. Anyways, ante up!

MANDY: We weren't playing for money!

ANDY: OH... right... {rushes off}

{Cut to Andy next to a video arcade. Spanish Guy walks in}

SPANISH GUY: Hey, kid. Would you like a Nintendo PortoFalcon game? It a gooden, and all the kid are playing it.

ANDY: I already have one. {picks one up, looks at it} I don't have any games for it, though. {looks at spanish guy} Do you sell games for it?

SPANISH GUY: I have best one, but best of all, for FREE, and signed by Satoshi Tajiri with a free action figure!

ANDY: It's not a pokemon game, is it?

SPANISH GUY: It, erm, might be.

ANDY: Sold!

{spanish guy hands andy a game case with a plusle on it, along wiht a minum action figure. he rushes off}

ANDY: Thanks! {puts the game in his portofalcon, begins playing. cuts to biala at the pool. she is swimming around normally. amber walks in}

AMBER: Have you seen andy today?

BIALA: I can't even see.

AMBER: Have you heard him toady?

BIALA: No, why?

AMBER: I need someone to yell at.

{Mr. G enters}

MR. G: I take it you are all behaving yourselves.

BIALA AND AMBER: {a bit dissapointed, in unison} Yes.

AMBER: Have you seen andy?

MR. G: You mean that young, severed kentucky head who's been playing that odd contraption?

BIALA: What do you mean "odd contraption?"

MR. G: Those miniture arcades!

AMBER: What?

{Andy hops in, Immersed in his game.}

ANDY: HeyguysdoanyofyouknowhowtoliquifyfrenchtoastIneedto-

AMBER: Slow down!

BIALA: Liquify french toast?

ANDY: I need to be able to eat while continue to play my game.

MR. G: That thing!

AMBER: ow long have you been playing that?

ANDY: Since 1 PM yesterday.

{Spot enters}

SPOT: What'cha playing? Pokemon? Awesome, guess what, I have a level 100 Zam from Japan with Hache Pee Ice and recover. You wanna battle? Trade?

ANDY: No thanks! {rushes out}

AMBER: Um... Is anyone else thinking that he might be addicted to that?

SPOT: Addiction? Pokemon? HAH! Of course! Once you begin playing your doomed. To never play anything else. Ever.

BIALA: Well, what's the opposite of pokemon?

SPOT: Digimon, and noone likes that!

BIALA: This will be tougher than I thought.

SPOT: Well, there is a way I can lure him to us. It's called project Alpha, or Arceus.

AMBER: I was thinkig we could mess it up with an oversized magnet.

SPOT: Yeah, but how do you catch fish without a worm. The plan is...

{The end credits roll}

SPOT: {Offscreen} D'you think we got 'em?

AMBER: {offscreen} No, we do it like this.

{the screen rewinds.}

SPOT: Yeah, but how do you catch fish without a worm. The plan is...

{a screen with a clown in it shows. a few bars of corny music plays quickly. cuts back to the black screen}

AMBER: {offscreen} Uug. What was I hearing when I bought that music?

SPOT: Pablo singing?

AMBER: So, are we going wiht the oversized magnet?

SPOT: You guys don't even know the plan yet, AND I'm a pokemon expert. So, without me, how the shizniz are you going to be able to lure the kid to the magnet, huh?

AMBER: I have his precious minum action figure.

SPOT: Who likes Minun? Rhyperior all the way. Anywho, the plan is

{the video rewinds}

SPOT: {Backwards} weee luuuure hiIIIIim with a Shi-i-iny Arceu-

AMBER: {Backwards to} ssss, thaaaaateel get him alo-

SPOT: Nugh, aaaaund we have aaaaaaaall the plates for a b-

AMBER: {Backwards again} Ooooooonus.

{The video fast forwards}

SPOT: {Normal} Got it?

AMBER: Yep!

{cuts to the pool}

BIALA: Sounds like a good plan!

SPOT: Oh, and...{Produces a pokeball} GO MAGNEZONE!

{The screen flips to Spot's room, a pokeball hits the floor and a Magnezone comes out}

SPOT: That'll be our magnet.

BIALA: Now to find andy.

AMBER: Can't you use sonar, or something?

BIALA: Just because I can't see doesn't meen I use sona-

AMBER: You use sonar.

BIALA: {angry} Then andy's on the window sill.

AMBER: {walks up to a window} He isn't on i- {gets pushed through the window by biala} AAAAAAAAAH! {a crash is heard}

SPOT: Magnezone, use magnet rise!

{Magnezone's magnets glow. Amber levitates up to the level of the window. Lots of forks and knives appear and stap Amber in the leg}

AMBER: AAAAAAAAUGH!

SPOT: Are you content just floating there for the next five hours before you fall back on the ground?

AMBER: I just want to stop being stabbed!

SPOT: You have a choice, fall to the ground or continue being stabbed.

AMBER: Just make me fall!

SPOT: Fine... Magnezone, use magnet rise again.

{More knives fly in, this time stabbing Amber in the head}

AMBER: CALL THE HOSPITAL!

BIALA: This doesn't sound good! {picks up her cell phone, dials 911.}

{Biala completly forgets about magnet rise and someone is on the other end of the phone}

OTHER END OF PHONE: {In Biala's voice} This doesn't sound good!

BIALA: Okay, who is this?

ANDY: {On the phone} Me!

BIALA: Um... there's a surprise for you at the pool!

PHONE: Grrrrr...ADD ME!

{Biala puts the phone down on Magnezone}

SPOT: Let's do this.

{Matrix theme begins to play}

AMBER: Stop the crappy music!

{the muisc starts. andy enters, holding his porto falcon. it gets pulled onto the magnezone}

ANDY: GIVE THAT BACK!

SPOT: Not until you trade. Also, I got a deal you can't resist...

ANDY: Does it involve me getting my poirto falcon back?

AMBER: WHAT IS THE DEAL?

SPOT: I have an Arceus, shiny, dread plate, level onehundred. Now let me talk to Amber in private.

{Andy leaves the room}

SPOT: Look, I was surfing on wikipedia, and I found out magnets fail to affect Portofalcons, so I corrupted my game, giving him a corrupted data, thus destroying the game from it's core.

AMBER: Genius! Now let me down!

BIALA: I am existant, you know.

SPOT: Fine. Magnezone, use zap cannon.

{Magnezone uses Zap cannon, blasting Amber into the distance. Andy walk out}

SPOT: So, what's it gonna be kid?

ANDY: I'm not sure...

SPOT: Deal with it.

{Spot grabs the porto falcon and connects it with her own. The trade music begins in the background}

ANDY: If I had fingers, I would cross them right now.

{Glitch noises sound. Both PortoFalcons explode}

ANDY: AAAAAAGH!

BIALA: I take it that's what we wanted!

SPOT: That was your toaster.

ANDY: DIDN'T YOU SEE HOW GOOD MY POKEMON WERE DOING?

BIALA: No, it wasn't.

SPOT: Your only one was a magikarp and feebas. Do you even know how to exit the starting point?

ANDY: Yes!

AMBER: I don't even understand what you guys are saying.

SPOT: {Hands Amber a PortoFalcon} Play this then...

{End}

Fun facts

• Zoo's favorite pokemon are plusel and minum, which is why he chose them.