The gang in the grave/1

Transcript

{cuts to heaven. the terrells are there. andy and mandy are watching zachary tinker with a microwave.}

ZACHARY: And this is what keeps the microwave warm. {holds a glowing bar up} Never remove it, because you will not be able to put it back.

ANDY: Um, zachary?

ZACHARY: Yes?

MANDY: You just removed it!

{amber walks in. she notices the terrells}

AMBER: Are you the chickens who escaped from the zoo?

MANDY: No, why?

BIALA: {not seen} INCOMING! {crashes into amber, who falls over, narrowly missing andy}

ANDY: Hey!

BIALA: Sorry. I woke up with my hair combed like this, and I can't comb it back!

MANDY: Weirdo.

SPANISH GUY: You think he a weirdo? Ha! You should see new guest! He um...special and name "Strong Dumb." Come here Strong Dumb!

{Strong Dumb walks in}

STRONG DUMB: GUH...WHERE BIGGY BROTHER? HE HERE TEN MINUTES AGGO!

AMBER: Guesuntheid. {hands strong dumb a tissue}

STRONG DUMB: NO NEED! ME NO GOT COLD!

ANDY: Okay, who are you?

STRONG DUMB: ME BE VERY STRONG. ME STRONG DUMB. IS STRONG DUMB YOUR FRIEND?

AMBER: Please speak normally.

BIALA: I haven't said a word!

AMBER: I was talking to him. {points at strong intelligent}

BIALA: Andy or zachary?

AMBER: Nevermind.

STRONG INTELLIGENT: What am I doing here? {Flies off}

STRONG DUMB: I YOUR FREIND! {Hugs Amber}

AMBER: Ack! Someone pass the pepper spray!

MANDY: No, this is too fun to watch.

SPANISH GUY: {Offscreen} Oh, this SO go on youtube!

STRONG DUMB: ME BIG FREIND TO YOU!

AMBER: My spines being crushed!

ANDY: He beat me to it!

AMBER: What?

ANDY: Nothing.

{Cut to the Spanish Guy on the computer. He is watching Strong Dumb hugging Amber on youtube. Lewis walks in}

LEWIS: Hey! I didn't know there was even an internet in heaven! {looks at the video} Dare I ask?

SPANISH GUY: Hey, heaven one big hotel, ala Kirbychu, but you gotta pay 5 Yatzees to go on, and Wikipedia is banned.

LEWIS: Oh. Still, why is strong dumb hugging amber?

SPANISH GUY: He very affectionate, and likes friends. It say on his record that he once ate fried chicken and cry all year, so he a vegietarian.

LEWIS: Like the time albino had hives for five months when unsalted peanut chunks fell into a scar of his?

SPANISH GUY: You could say so. Any, you seem like nice guy, I've got a deal for you...

{Cut to andy's bedroom. andy looks surprisingly big, compared to the size of the room. amber comes in, having to duck down to prevent hitting her head}

AMBER: Why is your bedroom so small?

ANDY: I'm small!

AMBER: Anyways, have you seen pablo?

{Spot jumps through the window}

AMBER: Why are you here?

SPOT: I dunno. I was made to leave a room and then I appeared next to some curly gates, and I felt like jumping.

AMBER: Anyways, have you seen a little purple cheepskate?

SPOT: Someone like that offered me a German kettle. Prrph. Who drinks TEA?!

ANDY: Me.

SPOT: Like tea then? How about Tea, as in TEAk off!

{Spot kicks Andy}

AMBER: {kicks spot in the shin} I. {kicks her again} HATE. {and again} BAD.{and again} PUNS! {kicks her in the shins three times}

SPOT: You hate bad puns huh? Well, is PUNishing you bad?

{Spot punches Amber, before throwing her out the window. Spot Jumps out to. Cut to outside the room. Spot lands on Amber, winding her. the two are in a fist fight, as the camera shifts to pablo sellign something to mr.g}

PABLO: This globe is made of 100% fake real gems, with a different gem for each continent!

MR. G: Hmmm. It'll work for my rich, snooty students, how many yahtzees?

PABLO: Is a chocolate fix too much?

MR. G: No candy in school!

PABLO: Ok. Is 2 yahtzees too much?

MR.G: The gentleman gives 4!

{Hands Pablo two notes, which absorb into his slime. Cut to Heaven Hotel's pool. Spanish guy, Lewis and Biala are lounging around and Strong Dumb is in it wearing water wings and laughing}

LEWIS: I still couldn't believe you were hugging her!

BIALA: I wish I could have seen it!

SPANISH GUY: You can see on youtube...for a price...

BIALA: You must know pablo.

SPANISH MAN: Pablo, he a good blob. He sold these shades!

{Spanish man takes off his shades and puts swimming goggles on}

SPANISH MAN: {Roling his R's} TERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRANIMO! {Jumps in pool}

BIALA: Wee! {climbs onto the high dive, jumps into the pool}

LEWIS: {backflips from the side into the pool} This is a great hotel!

BIALA: All I wish is that chlorine would remove this hair gel.

SPANISH MAN: This is no chloride, it's paint.

LEWIS: We're in a pool of water and paint?

SPANISH MAN: No. No water.

BIALA: So chlorine might be the answer to my problem after all?

SPANISH MAN: No chlorine. 100% blue paint. You have blue hair now, which is nice!

BIALA: I mean tthat if this pool has no chlorine in it, it might be my problems answer!

LEWIS: Well, this is awful.

SPANISH GUY: Lewie, your head went under right? Then you got paint trapped, in your lungs.

LEWIS: {voice slowly getting weaker} What?

SPANISH GUY: You have blue lungs, painted blue. My favourite colour.

LEWIS: Won't that cause me to stop breathing?

BIALA: I think so!

SPANISH GUY: No, it will cause to breathe in paint, then be unable to breathe.

LEWIS: ZACHARY! {runs off}

{cuts to zachary's room. lewis ducks to get into it}

LEWIS: I have paint in my lungs. REMOVE IT!

ZACHARY: Wait, how?

LEWIS: Ask him. {leaves, pushes the spanish guy into the room}

SPANISH GUY: You took me when I was telling your friend a paint tidal wave is coming!

LEWIS: AAAAAAAAGH! {runs off}

ZACHARY: Tell me what happened.

SPANISH GUY: Paint is about to kill is all. {Smiles}

{Spot walks in, bruised and cut}

ZACHARY: What do you mean? {looks at spot} I was told about that fight with amber.

SPOT: Thanks for notic-

{Blue paint smashes and comes in through the window, the room slowly begins filling with paint}

ZACHARY: LEAVE! {the three run out. cuts to a cellar. pablo, pinky, vinera, mandy, andy, and amber are already here.}

MANDY: Why are we hiding if we're already dead?

ZACHARY: Well, you know what happens to dead angels?

{a view of hell is seen. many angels are being tortured. cuts back}

AMBER: Where are lewis and biala?

SPANISH MAN: And Strong Dumb and Mr. G? Actually, who care? ANyway, it not real paint! I just got Lewie boy to freak out for me.

{cuts to the pool. biala is there, relaxing on a lounge chair. lewis runs in}

LEWIS: Biala! We have to run!

BIALA: From what?

LEWIS: Well, paint is slowly flooding the land!

BIALA: Ha!

{cuts back}

SPANISH MAN: Yeah, I pull your leg. So, lets rise up!

{End credits}

Fun facts

• During this, there was a small rant by SI on the edit summaries during nearly every post he made.