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User:Ninjaduck/char/Ninjaduck
Ninjaduck is the bumbling, self proclaimed "ninja" who probably bought the costume at a party store. His weapons are real, but he barely knows how to use them. Through a bizarre twist of reality, he has the ability to conjure fire. He uses said power to melt action figures and light candles.
He and Ninjarooster are rivals, as whenever they meet, fighting will surely ensue. It started in childhood, before Ninjaduck was a ninja. Ninjarooster and Peanut(N.D's real name) were close friends, but they loved competition. It was always about "running to school the fastest" or "who can chug the most soda" or "who can toss the rock the highest". Their friendship met a snarl as the had yet another contest. It was a simple running contest, run to the other side of the playground and back. Although Ninjarooster won, Peanut stubbornly stated that he, Peanut B. Duckswald, had, in fact, won the contest. The fued caused Ninjaduck and Ninjarooster to go their separate ways.
In today times, Ninjaduck's and Ninjarooster's apartments are coincidentally next to each other. Ninjarooster annoys Ninjaduck by loudly tossing darts or dribbling a basketball.
Unfortunately, Ninjaduck also lives downstairs from a tubby woman with five kids, each of them yelping and screaming. Also, he lives adjacent to a man who plays Guitar Hero endlessly.
His best friends are Harold the turkey and Bob the penguin.
