The Amazing Strong Intelligent Does Stuff Show!/14

We really need ideas.

Transcript

{Open to a top-down view of SI's house as "Reboot" plays. The camera zooms in with gathering speed until it cuts to several scenes of the characters in season one, before cutting to the logo and then zooming in on the "O" in "strong" and showing the gang sitting around a wooden table, with Motherbot hanging from the ceiling (as usual)}

JONTOF: Ess-eye, why are we here?

HICCUP: I swear, it's Ess-ee.

A SPIDER LAMA: No, it's Seye!

OREO: I-I know my owner! It's See!

STRONG INTELLIGENT: GUYS! SHUT UP! IT'S ESS-EYE! Anywho, were here to discuss episodes.

GREG: Dude, why? You could've at least let me bring my gameboy.

STRONG INTELLIGENT: As much as I adore nintendo handhelds, this is no time to be discussing them.

A SPIDER LAMA: I have an idea! We should have a new theme song!

STRONG INTELLIGENT: Sounds cool. How go?

A SPIDER LAMA: {Screechily singing} A-listen to me now! If you wanna gi-

JONTOF: Stop, please.

A SPIDER LAMA: {Normal} Why?

JONTOF: Oh, I dunno, maybe because my EARS ARE BLEEDING!

A SPIDER LAMA: {Beggining to cry} Uh..my..feelings! {Sobbing uncontrollably} I THOUGHT YOU GUYS LOVED ME!

OREO: Hey, that's my line!

GREG: Go away lil' cat!

OREO: My point is valid!

STRONG INTELLIGENT: {Very loudly} SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!

{Silence}

STRONG INTELLIGENT: {Gritted teeth} Anymore ideas?

OREO: Can Mr. Kricitt be in it?

EVRYONE BUT OREO: {Flatly} No.

OREO: But-

EVRYONE BUT OREO: No.

STRONG INTELLIGENT: Anyone else?

NARRATOR: Why don't I get much screen time?

STRONG INTELLIGENT: Because you were a long time gag.

JONTOF: Idea alert! Why don't Hiccup and Oreo be the next Ross and Rachel?

{Oreo's eyes turn too hearts}

OREO: Yes please!

HICCUP: {Simoltaniously} Ess-eye, make that descicion and I rip our your lungs, cook them, eat them, crap them out, eat them again and then send them out into a sewer leading too tons of pihranas.

STRONG INTELLIGENT: Jontof, we aren't Records of Bell here, we're The Amazing Strong Intelligent Does Stuff Show.

JONTOF: Ever noted this is by no means amazing and just a wannabe SkullB or Brooksie?

STRONG INTELLIGENT: We'll win fanstuff someday. Someday.

HICCUP: But then we'll just get put on Appelate.

OREO: And remember, when SkullB declines, Lemon and Bell will just try to be like him and decline too!

JONTOF: When did you ever get intersted in wiki politics?

GREG: Guys, we are sooooooo gonna get disowned for breaking the fourth wall this much.

JONTOF: Nice poiting out a statment that BROKE the fourth wall.

MOTHERBOT: Listen...all...you...let's...just...go...with...the...flow...and...update...casually.

STRONG INTELLIGENT: All Sam read was NEWSPAPER FALIURE.

JONTOF: Let's just face it, you'll get ideas in your walks to school, so stick wi' i'.

OREO: I still want Kricitt!

EVERYONE BUT OREO: {Flatly} No.

{End}

Note

Anybody I made fun of here, take it lightly as it's all in good humour, 'kay?