The Amazing Strong Intelligent Does Stuff Show!/8

Wow.

Transcript

{Open to SI's house. The house explodes. The camera zooms into the smoke and then zooms out to show SI's pupil. Zoom out more too see SI's whole body.}

STRONG INTELLIGENT: Starring me, Jontof, Oreo, Hiccup, A Spider Lama and Motherbot. The three parted Series finale. With force. Now, ya see, this wasn't recent. It was sometime a couple years ago, four month after Oreo was born. So, one day....

{Zoom back in to SI's pupil. Cut to SI's house. In the background, the song "what a day - super rock remix plays" plays. A shot of Si talking appears along with "Strong Intelligent played by himself...wow cheesy" is subtitled. This is the case with the rest of the characters exept Jontof, where his name is scribbled out and it say's (in appaling handwriting) eMO Guy. And Motherbot (who doesn't appear at all). Cut to the kitchen Hiccup walks in and opens the fridge.}

HICCUP: Nothing quite like milk after chocolate milk.

{The door knocks}

HICCUP: ESSI, GET THAT WILL YA? I'M DRINKING MY MILK!

STRONG INTELLIGENT: {Offscreen} NO!

HICCUP: NO!

STRONG INTELLIGENT: DO YOU WAN TO BE SPADE?

HICCUP: Sorry....

{Cut to the door, Hiccup enters still holding her milk and opens it. At the door is a man dressed Almish}

MAN AT DOOR: Hello. I'd just like to inform you your electricity bill is atleast seven million Unks!

HICCUP: Your kidding, right?

MAN AT DOOR: Do I look like I am?

{Hiccup throws her milk in the mans face}

MAN AT DOOR: You're very kind. Now would you give me the money?

HICCUP: Money? That milk was all I own in this house. Now you wasted it. Thanks.

MAN AT DOOR: Well, me and my clan have no money. We gave it all to church.

HICCUP: Church? No thanks.

MAN AT DOOR: So, can I speak to someone WITH money?

HICCUP: ESSI?

STRONG INTELLIGENT: I SAID NO!

HICCUP: JONTOF?

JONTOF: WHAT?

HICCUP: COME DOWN HERE!

JONTOF: WHY?

HICCUP: BECAUSE THIS GUY WANTS TO!

{Jontof pounds down the stairs}

JONTOF: Thanks, I had first chance at tank, man, but then I had to quit.

HICCUP: Play a good game, like warcraft.

JONTOF: What are you? A level thirty fat nerd class?

HICCUP: You'll never learn.

MAN AT DOOR: What are these?

JONTOF: You don't know these? Who are you, Zoo?

MAN AT DOOR: Please pay your respects to brother Zoo.

{Crickets chirp}

HICCUP: No.

MAN AT DOOR: Pardon?

HICCUP: I said no. What if I don't want to.

MAN AT DOOR: Oh, you will pay for your crime. You will pay indeed...bye!

{the man leaves. Oreo jumps on, wearing a Almish hat}

OREO: Look! I don't use eletronics anymore!

HICCUP: Pardon?

OREO: A told me to wear a hat and be this thing called "Almish"! Isn't hat great?

HICCUP: No, it's not...let's hope it doesn't affect anyone else.

{The camera slowly zooms out, showing and orange sky with smoke coming from a meadow}

JONTOF: I think calling Almish a disease is kind of bad.

HICCUP: Who cares.

JONTOF: Yeah, your right.

{end}