The Amazing Strong Intelligent Does Stuff Show!/2

Jontof is ordering pizza. What to choose...

Transcript

{Open to SI's house. In the background, the song "what a day" plays. A shot of Si talking appears along with "Strong Intelligent played by himself...wow cheesy" is subtitled. This is the case with the rest of the characters exept Jontof, where his name is scribbled out and it say's (in appaling handwriting) eMO Guy. And Motherbot (who doesn't appear at all). Cut to the living room. Jontof is ordering pizza.}

JONTOF: No, not anchovies. No! I don't want grapes either. No, not even seedless. Kool. {Pulls away from phone} Motherbot, whadd'ya want?

{Motherbot lowers from ceiling}

MOTHERBOT: I...THOGHT IT TOLD...YOU...I....DO NOT....EAT

JONTOF: Except of my happiness. {Back on phone} One emotion pizza. Only one more now. {Off phone} SI, what pizza you want?

STRONG INTELLIGENT: {Offscreen} I WANT CHICKEN WINGS, LIKE ALWAYS!

JONTOF: OKAY! {On phone} Chicken wings. What? What your kidding. Oh, crap, crap, CRAP!

STRONG INTELLIGENT: WELL?

JONTOF: Um...Si? I've got some bad news...

STRONG INTELLIGENT: WHAT?

JONTOF: Nevermind...

STRONG INTELLIGENT: GO ON!

JONTOF: NO!

STRONG INTELLIGENT: Go on, Go on, Go on, Go on...

JONTOF: Well...they stopped selling them.

{Cut to outside the house. The upper windows slowly turn red}

JONTOF: He took it surprisingly we-

{The roof flies off with a puff of smoke. Cut to SI with red demonic eyes}

STRONG INTELLIGENT: NO THEY HAVEN'T! THEY STILL SELL CHICKEN WINGS!

{Cut to Jontof}

JONTOF: Okay...{Picks up phone} You still sell them.

{Cut to a greasy looking teenager with a pizza outfit on}

TEENAGER: {On phone} I'm sorry, but they stopped selling them when we found out my colligues pet cougar ate them.

{Cut back}

JONTOF: Thanks. {Puts down phone} SORRY SI, IT WAS A MISHEAR, THEY STILL SELL THEM!

STRONG INTELLIGENT: Good.

{The words "an hour later" fly in, pulling a scene of the door behind it. The doorbell rings. Jontof gets it. It is the pizza guy from earlier}

JONTOF: Hey, can I have my pizza?

PIZZA GUY: We're not here for that. We're here to sue you for a flying roof crushing my colliges pet cougar.

{Silence}

JONTOF: Will credit card do?

{End}