Yvonne hosts a reality show/3

Blind is good

{cuts to in front of the hotel}

YVONNE: I see you've returned! Last time on here, {appropriate clips play as she speaks} Everyone had to learn to sing their least favorite song by ear. Amber pulled a few strings, and nicholas was scared to death. Maloa had to learn a babyhood song, and amber, well, scammed her way for the win. In the end, it was nola who left the island, after failing at singing I'm blue. {cuts back} Will the kdis have songs stuck in their heads this week? Will they be dizzy from the soda party amber hald last night? And will someone please clean my hotel room? We will find out today on Yvonne hosts a reality show!

{cuts to inside. Yvonne is there, cutting a bunch of strips of fabric. nicholas wheels in}

NICHOLAS: Hey, yvonne. Would you midn if I used a piece of fabric to fix my wheelchairs wheel?

YVONNE: I see you've recovered from your last incident. {hands nicholas a piece of fabric}

NICHOLAS: That was three days ago!

YVONNE: Is everyone in ambers room from the soda party?

NICHOLAS: Yep!

YVONNE: {holds up the black box} Attention 8 remaining campers. Report downstairs for your next challenge. {puts down the black box}

NICHOLAS: Why did you need everyone to be in ambers room?

YVONNE: Because I was outside yesterday, and a loudspeaker flew out of maloa's window.

{confessional: nicholas}

NICHOLAS: Maloa threw his loudspeaker out his window? That's sad.

{cuts back. everyone begins drudging in}

AMBER: {sits down, acting very perky} Hey, yvonne! Where's breakfast?

YVONNE: That's up to you.

MALOA: {acting tired and angry} You mean we need to find breakfast?

YVONNE: Why are you so grumpy?

MALOA: Because someone {yelling} AMBER {normal} poured soda {yelling} AMBER {normal} down my shirt {yelling} AMBER {normal} at the party {yelling} AMBER {normal} when I was sleeping.

YVONNE: Everyone line up in front of me.

{everyone stand up in front of yvonne in a line. yvonne ties a piece of fabric over ambers eyes}

YVONNE: This week, I have prepared a list of things for you to do while blindfolded. {maloa turns right, and walks off. biala walks off} Um... biala, you can move along. {biala walks the same way maloa did}

MALOA: Can't we fall asleep like this?

YVONNE: {still tying blindfolds} That's part of the challenge. You people are going to make a tray of lace cookies, fix an elevator, draw a picture of a loaf of bread, and getting at least 3 of the five trivia questions correct.

PINKY: Sliced or whole?

YVONNE: Partially sliced.

{confessional: biala}

BIALA: This is gonna be a cake walk! At least a blind walk.

{cuts back. now everyone has a blindfold on}

YVONNE: Oh, yeah, and did I mention that if you are one of the last two people to finsh one part, you are out of this challenge.

AMBER: But wait, I-

YVONNE: Toolate, GO!

{everyone rushes off, some in the wrong direction}

{cuts to in front of the kitchen. marissa, maloa, amber, nicholas, biala, and kalt rush in. shortly after, biala walks out of the room. she walks down the hallway, and goes in a door that leads to some unknown room}

{confessional: biala}

BIALA: Did I mention that yvonne keeps the dishes she wants us to make in her room?

Eight poeple, Four parts, no sanity

{cuts to in the kitchen. marissa is pulling on the bandana's, causing the blindfolds to fall off}

MALOA: How do you know to do that?

MARISSA: Yvonne doesn't know how to tie knots. We just need to remember to tie them again when she returns.

AMBER: Good thinking!

{cuts to the elevators. etesay and pinky walk in}

ETESAY: Um... are you sure the kitchen is this way?

PINKY: Trust me.

{cuts to yvonnes room. biala is walking into a mini kitchen, where she picks up a tray of brown cookies. she sniffs the air above it}

BIALA: Got it. {walks out of the room}

{cuts to the lobby. pinky and etesay are now walking around tables.}

YVONNE: ...I'm gonna go check on the others... {walks off}

{cuts to the kitchen. marissa is trying to untie one blindfold. just as biala enters, holding the lace cookie tray, yvonne walks in}

YVONNE: Biala, Marissa, you two are out.

{confessional: Marissa}

MARISSA: Good thing, too. I don't know how to make lace cookies.

{confesional: Biala}

BIALA: The blind girl lost the blind challenge. Ironic.

{cuts back to the kitchen}

YVONNE: Everyone else, report to the hallway with the elevators.

{cuts to the hall with elevators. etesay, maloa, and amber are by the left row. pinky, nicholas, and kalt are by the right. yvonne is standing between the two rows.}

YVONNE: I cut three wires in the workings of the buttons on each elevator. you people will have to find and tie together the cut wires.

AMBER: Can we get electrocuted?

YVONNE: {ignoring amber} Good luck! {walks off}

{confessional: amber}

AMBER: Electrocution is not my problem. I got pinky on my side, and I rigged a little something up to get nicholas out of here.

{cuts back}

PINKY: Wait, can I get a glass of fruit punch?

YVONNE: {offscreen} Quickly.

{pinky rushes offscreen. amber smiles a bit, and turns back to the workings}

MALOA: AAAAARGLEBARGLEFRITZGERALDI-

AMBER: You OK?

MALOA: {sarcasticly} JUST GREEEAT- {lets go, pants a few times. everyone faces him}

{confessional: Etesay}

ETESAY: I think maloa forgot to wear gloves... again.

{cuts back}

ETESAY: I'll help. {walks up to the button panel by maloas elevator, reaches her hand in}

MALOA: Thanks.

{pinky rushes in. she trips, and her fruit punch spills all over nicholas.}

NICHOLAS: Back in a jiffy. {presses a button on his elevator. the doors open. nicholas wheels in, but he falls} AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

{confessional}

PINKY: I thought he was going to take the stairs, not use the elevator! I'm such an idiot! {begins slapping herself}

{cuts back}

ETESAY: {reaches her hand out of the button panel} Done! {sits back down at her elevator}

AMBER: {reaches her hand into the button panel} {sarcastically} I wonder which wire is broken. Maybe the BIG ONE? {moves her hand around like she's tying something.}

ETESAY: Wait, there i-

AMBER: AAAAAAAAAUUUUuuuu... {topples over, knocked out}

YVONNE: {walks in} Amber and nicholas will be brought to the hospital. The rest of you, take fifteen minutes, and report to the cafe.

{confessional: Etesay}

ETESAY: Yeah... This hotel gets creepier by the minute.

{confessional: Maloa}

MALOA: Well, at least the last two challenges aren't too hard. I just feel sorry for nicholas.

{confessional: Pinky}

PINKY: Poor nicky.

{confessional: Kalt}

KALT: I wish I knew what was going on.

{cuts to a cafe. maloa, etesay, pinky, and kalt are sitting around a table}

YVONNE: Simple challenge. Just draw a loaf of half cut pread.

MALOA: We have no view of either bread or any view of the paper.

YVONNE: Part of the challenge, nimrod. {walks off}

PINKY: Wait, I remember... one time, in photography class, we had to take a photo of something from another class... I chose a picture of bread, and I never forget a photo. {picks up a pencil, begins drawing carefully.}

MALOA: Well, it's not really that good, but I think a bread loaf from one view is basically a square and a 3. {begins drawing}

{etesay picks up a pencil, and quickly drops it. kalt begins drawing}

ETESAY: Is my pencil electric?

KALT: Weren't you just working with wires?

{Confessional: Etesay}

ETESAY: Um, yeah... That makes no sence.

{Confessional: Maloa}

MALOA: {holding a picture up that is just a square with a 3 on top} Done!

{cuts back to the table. yvonne walks in}

YVONNE: Maloa, report to the lounge of the hotel.

{maloa gets up, and walks off}

YVONNE: Kalt... that's a squid. Etesay, ok... Pinky, It looks like you will be filling the next spot.

ETESAY: Hold on a second. {pulls off her blind fold} She-

YVONNE: You're out. Pinky, report to the lounge.

{pinky walks off}

{confessional: etesay}

ETESAY: Whoops.

{cuts to the lounge. pinky and maloa are sitting down in chairs. yvonne is holding a set of cards}

YVONNE: Ready for the questions?

PINKY: Bring them!

{yvonne holds out a card for a few seconds.}

MALOA: Purple!

{yvonne holds another card}

MALOA: Electric!

PINKY: How can you do that?

MALOA: Are you keeping your eyes closed?

PINKY: Yeah.

MALOA: You can see through these.

PINKY: Oh, yeah!

{yvonnne holds out another card}

PINKY: Prius!

{yvonne switches the card}

PINKY: Twelve elephants!

YVONNE: Woah. You actually found that out. Last card. {holds out another card}

PINKY: If the thruth was a lie, the lie is the truth, but that makes the false true, so... neither?

YVONNE: You won!

PINKY: Awesome!

YVONNE: And I didn't make this terrible clear, but you will get a computer for your room for the duration of the competition.

{confessional: Maloa}

MALOA: Well, at least I know I won't get voted off.

Blind isn't good

{cuts to the pool. Maloa, Etesay, Kalt, Amber, Biala, Marissa, and Nicholas are all on a diving board.}

YVONNE: Remember. Dive into the pool when I say your name. If you aren't called, you will not be able to return unless we can't get anyone else to sign up. {everyone jumps in when their name is called} Maloa, Amber, Nicholas, Kalt, Etesay.

MALOA: Does anyone else notice anything about the three people on the diving board?

YVONNE: You noticed, too.

MALOA: One of the first to go are gonna leave?

ETESAY: If that sentance only made sence.

{the camera zooms in on biala}

YVONNE: Biala; you cheated by going into my room and stealing a tray of lace cookies.

{the camera zooms in on marissa}

YVONNE: Marissa; you untied the blind folds of most campers.

{the screen zooms back out}

YVONNE: The last person to jump into the pool is... {dramatic music plays for 10 seconds. it flips between shots of marissa and biala} Marissa.

BIALA: No surprise.

MARISSA: How come?

BIALA: I voted myself off!

MALOA: Is something wrong with your self esteem?

{confessional: amber}

AMBER: My worker {shakes her head} friend was voted off?!? It's time to create anger between the nutshells. {begins laughing}

{the screen fades to black}