Dungeon

What is your name?

>Badstar

That name is dumb. Your name is now WINSTON.

>Is that really ne-

YOU ARE IN DUNGEON. CAN YOU ESCAPE?

>

WELL YEAH.

Looking around you, you see hewn stone walls. The floor is covered in rotten PLANKS. The window outside is barred. A single door leads out... perhaps?

What do you do?

>Wonder why my new name is winston

You contemplate your name for several hours and nod off shortly afterwards. You wake up the next day, still in the dungeon.

Dang.

>Look out window

You see the sky. Going really fast.

Well! It seems your dungeon is falling through the air. What now, smart guy?

>Curl up into a ball, and hope for the best

In doing so you accomplish nothing.

>Open the freakin door!

It's locked. :D

>Break it down.

You try as hard as you can, yet it appears the door has been deadbolted from the outside.

>Take planks.