(even if you aren't vegan)
Pirates!/bowie
The HMS David Bowie
A massive galleon belonging to the famed pirate captain, Captain Skull. With an impressive crew of several (and counting), the HMS David Bowie is truly to be feared.
Right now, you're on the main deck.
Head To...
Chat With...
The boat rocks gently back and forth.
HOMESTAR TIGER: Hello? I'd like to apply for a job! {2 minute pause} Oh, what the heck! {Starts cleaning} Moppity mop mop mop mop mop mop moppy moppy mop!!
Dread Stan
Captain Skull's quartermaster and one of the most powerful people on the ship. He won't talk to a lowly swabbie.
RICK: Hi, I'm Rick, the new swabbie.
STAN: ... Get lost, swabbie.
RICK: You're not so scary. I bet you are nice on the inside.
STAN: Kid, I'll turn you inside out. Now leave me be.
BAD STARROW: {By the doorway} I suggest ye do what he says... now anyway, I was sent here. I was told to tell you that Cock-eye sent me.
STAN: ... Really.
BAD STARROW: Yes, really.
STAN: ... A'ight. I've got something for you to do. Just head down below the decks.
Cock-Eye Calvin
Head bosun of the HMS David Bowie. Trains the swabbies.
BAD STARROW: {Enters the ship deck. Walks up to Cock-eye} Excuse me, mate. A moment of your time if you please?
COCK-EYE: Whaddya want? I'm busy.
BAD STARROW: I'm looking for somebody by the name of cockeye...
COCK-EYE: You're lookin' at him. Now what's your deal?
BAD STARROW: Well you see, mister Cock-eye... I was asked by the captain himself to see you about getting a position on this fine ship.
RICK: Hi, i'm the new swabbie.
BAD STARROW: Strange... I don't remember the good captain giving you the stamp of approval.
COCK-EYE: HA! You'll be a swabbie when I say you are. Now both of you... I got some jobs for you.
RICK: What are they, mate?
COCK-EYE: Pfft... I ain't yer mate yet. Now listen. You, {points to Rick} you go up and talk to Jon. He's got somethin' of mine. And you, {points to Bad Starrow} you go see Dread Stan. He's got a job for you. Just tell him Cock-Eye sent you.
