(even if you aren't vegan)
End it Now
*INSERT CLUES THAT SEPH WILL HAVE TO PUT IN HERE*
In a chilling mystery, taking part in the fictional town of Phoenixshire, Ireland, only two-cold-blooded men can save the day and find out the mystery.
And this is their story...'s prologue.
Transcript
{Cut:20th century Ireland. Chaos and Sephiroth walk out of a bar, drunk.}
SEPHIROTH: You... you know what Chaos.. I don't care what you say! That girl was... beautiful! I don't.. care if she was already married! I'll flirt with... who ever.. who ever I damn well like!
CHAOS: My...my...my girl she says..she say {long burp}. Y'know what?
SEPHIROTH: What!?
CHAOS: You...and...{40 second pause}...we should be detectives. I can do that pipe thingy that stuffed shirt Sherlo{hiccup} Holmes did.
SEPHIROTH: Who.. who's he?
CHAOS: {sober} He's the Detective from all of those crappy books they made a while ago. The one that lived over in London? With his sister, Elona, whose name backwards is spelled "Alone"?
SEPHIROTH: I don't read books. {Gets out a lighter, and lights up a cigar.}
CHAOS: Well, now that we're sober, we can get into better detail about this.
SEPHIROTH: Right. But we have no experience, and we're both lazy alcoholics.
CHAOS: And I'm too overly attractive to solve mysteries. Especially in {pans out to show that his attire has turned into that of Freddy's from Scooby Doo} this dashing ensemble. {Rips off the entire set in just one pull.} OK, now I look like suck. So...tell me, if you were a mystery, where would you be?
