(even if you aren't vegan)
SkullB Does Not Like Anime
A Poetastical Poem by the Poet (You Know It)
SKULLB:
I am SkullB. SkullB, I say!
I do not like anime!
BELL:
And I'm Im a bell, that is my name!
Anime, manga and Japanese games!
That's what I like, that, that I do.
How come you don't like it, you devil you?
SKULLB:
Anime's stupid. It's for little boys.
I don't spend my time playing with stupid toys.
PVC figures, trading cards too.
Anime's awful, I say that to you!
BELL:
What about Death Note? Ain't that a hoot?
SKULLB:
I'd rather drink rainwater out of a boot.
BELL:
The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya!
That one's a good one, don't you agree-ya?
SKULLB:
No. I do not. That one, too, is lame.
I've had quite enough of your dumb little game.
BELL:
Phoenix Wright manga?
SKULLB:
No. No. No. No.
BELL:
Naruto manga?
SKULLB:
Oh, just let it go!
I'll never like anime, never, I say!
I'll tell you it now, and I'll say it all day!
Now leave me alone, go back to your home.
Your hole. Your hovel. Your cottage in Nome!
Alaska!
BELL:
Well, someday you'll get it.
Oh, you'll understand.
One day my people
Will rule the whole land!
Generations of otakus,
Basement-dwelling dorks!
People who eat with chopsticks, not forks!
You'll see one day, we'll be winners for sure!
SKULLB:
go run track fatty
{Bell cries.}
