The World's Greatest/Ben's Arsehole

meanwhile in scotland

Transcript

{Open to the Scottish highlands. Fergus the Red Squirrel and Moira, Henry's cousin (Who's an Ice Cream truck) are hanging around.}

MOIRA: GUID DAY FERGUS, AH GOT A TEXT FRAE HENRY.

FERGUS: HENRY, YE SAY? AIN'T 'E YER WEE 'ELICOPTAE CUSSIN'?

MOIRA: AYE, LAD. 'E AND QUINT WANNAE VISIT.

FERGUS: VISIT? WA TH' BUCK WOODS ANYBODY WANT TAE VISIT SCOOTLUND?

MOIRA: SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTLUND

FERGUS: SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTLUND!!!!!!!!!!!!

{Moira and Fergus do a highland jig to bagpipes, twirling their kilts while doing so. Cut back to Quint and Henry.}

HENRY: On second thought Quint, let's not go to Scotland.

QUINT: aren't we supposed to be going to maine

HENRY: oh yeah

{They're in their living room.}

HENRY: oops