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Raggon's World/Lex
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{Cut to a basement somewhere, horribly made to look like a studio. Raggonix is behind a $50 camera, filming.}
RAGGON: Welcome to...THE RAGGON SHOW. It's that super cool hip YOUTUBE SHOW. Super groovy. Now, let's rip off what Daily Show does..
{Raggon looks through notes.}
RAGGON: These are all bullshit. Raggonix, bring out the guest.
{Raggonix opens a small trunk, lifting out...LEX!. Lex is then ductaped to a wheely chair, and pushed aside Raggonix.}
LEX: LET ME GO YOU MONGRELS.
RAGGON: Isn't he a joker? Hahaha...Lex, why did you sign up to be on my show today?
LEX: I DIDN'T. I came to buy that used car!
RAGGON: Whatever. What are your favorite hobbies?