The Green Room.

Welcome to my userpage. I trust you'll find it to be well suited for your interests, yes? I do pride myself on being an excellent host.

Out of all the guests who have come to this fine establishment, almost none of them have been disappointed. Yes. Almost none. Unfortunately, as anyone would know, there are some people who are just impossible to please. But I tend not to concern myself with the matters of the ungrateful.

I know it's more of a problem with them than with me, of course. For it would be absolutely impossible that someone of my unfathomable intellect, limitless knowledge, and mind boggling charisma would make a mistake when it comes being a host, correct?

Oh, of course I am. I'm always correct.

Now then, I assume you wish to learn more about me. It's only natural when you're faced with a being as interesting as myself, after all. Hopefully your curiosity will not be unsatiated.

My name is Alexander, and I am currently 17 years old. Located in Toronto, Canada, yet formerly of the United Kingdom. I've moved around a lot during my lifetime, and I am well acquainted with both North American and European cultures.

If there is anything else you want to ask me, you can feel free to do so. I am aware that you will obviously have a great deal of questions for an omnipotent being such as myself, and as the great host I happen to be, I will make sure to answer them all with a great deal of truth. I will not lie to you as I believe that deception is not at all necessary to achieve my motives, and you'll find that I am actually quite patient with all my guests, no matter how rude, boorish, or inflammatory they happen to be.

Such is the nature of a great host.

If you wish to contact me offsite, you may feel free to do so via these methods:

• Twitter
• Tumblr
• Last.fm
• Steam
• The_Starman1994 - Skype
• [email protected] - Email/MSN