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Super Luigi
Transcript
{The Story starts inside Mario's Bedroom, in 4 O'Clock in the morning. Mario is fast asleep. Luigi runs inside, and starts nudging him.}
LUIGI: MARIO! MARIO!!
{Mario wakes up.}
MARIO: Ugh... Go away Luigi. It's 4 O'Clock in the morning. I'm trying to sleep...
LUIGI: BUT MARIO!!! THE PRINCESS HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED AGAIN!! I ASSUME IT'S BOWSER!!
MARIO: Again? God... can't that woman solve her own issues for a change?...
LUIGI: Mario! I'm serious!
MARIO: So am I Luigi! Ugh... {Gets a piece of Paper, and writes a note on it.} Give that to the kidnapper.
LUIGI: Huh? What does this say? {Reads it.}
NOTE: Dear Bowser, please don't kidnap our princess at 4 O'Clock in the morning. I'm too tired to rescue her. Next time you kidnap her, (Probably Tomorrow.) can you do it at a reasonable hour? Thank You, Mario.
LUIGI: Mario! Come on! We gotta save her!
MARIO: God.. If you want her saved so much, why don't you do it yourself?!
LUIGI: Fine! I will!
MARIO: Alright Luigi. Bye. {Falls Asleep again.}
LUIGI: Lazy Bum. Oh well. {Walks out.} PRINCESS PEACH! I'M HERE TO RESCUE YOU!!!
{Cut to Luigi, outside, running outside of the House, until he trips over a rock, and falls flat on his face.}
LUIGI: Ouchies... {Lifts himself up again.} I'M HERE TO SAVE YOU!!! BAH!!!! {He stops, right at where a Goomba is standing.}
GOOMBA: 'Scuse me, do you know where Yoshi's Island is?
LUIGI: ....EVIL GOOMBA!!!!
GOOMBA: What are you talk-.... {Gets Stomped on by Luigi. Luigi runs off.} Oww... 1 day before retirement.
{Cut to Luigi heading a big castle, with a Portrait of Bowser on it.}
LUIGI: Haha! That is it! Bowser, meet your doom! Princess, I'm coming!!!
{Inside the Castle Tower. Bowser is there, playing Wii with his son Bowser junior. The Game is Mario Kart Wii.}
BOWSER: Whoa. We should take breaks from being evil more often, shouldn't we, Junior?
BOWSER JR Yeah Dad! This is fun!
{Cut outside again. 2 Koopa Guards are there, watching Luigi appear from the horizon.}
KOOPA #1: Hey, it's that green guy.
KOOPA #2: Yoshi?
KOOPA #1: No, not him. That other green guy.
KOOPA #2: Shyguy?
KOOPA #1: No, not him. {Luigi runs over, and stomps on #1.}
KOOPA #2: Luigi! That's it! {Gets Stomped as well. Luigi heads on inside.}
KOOPA #1: Ow... Those Mario brothers have issues.
KOOPA #2: You're telling me.
{Cut inside the castle. Many Koopas are there, playing. Luigi run in, doing a battle cry.}
LUIGI: AHH!!!!! {Jumps on them all.} AHH!!! {Runs upstairs, Stomping on more Koopas as he goes on.}
KOOPA #3: WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM!!!?
LUIGI: ... AHH!!! {Stomps on him 6 times.}